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Derby · Season 6 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.308 — 12 +11 22 11.2
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.858 +4.55 4 +2 6 9.7
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.883 +4.58 11 +8 27 10.8
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.625 +5.32 3 -1 5 9.8
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.958 +7.65 16 +11 19 11.3
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:51.658 +10.35 15 +9 23 10.3
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:53.517 +12.21 7 0 17 10.1
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:00.408 +19.10 2 -6 7 9.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.6
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 12 18.9
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.6
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left. Recent finishes: 14-7-5-5-6.
6.067
They felt that in the back row. That is 44 non-finishes in 180 career starts.
10.350
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 50 wins from 200, average finish 4.1.
16.900
That is a long way off the ground.
21.842
Custard is losing bits.
28.692
There is nothing left of it.
36.883
That has come off.
42.142
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-7-4-2-2.
47.150
Radiator leaves something behind.
54.450
A new leader — Old Gristle.
1:00.500
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-13-5.
1:05.100
That has come off.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.483
That was always going to happen.
1:33.708
That was always going to happen.
1:38.000
Oh, that is a big one.
1:46.617
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:51.233
Radiator will not take much more.
1:55.633
Absolute carnage.
2:00.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:06.017
There is nothing left of it.
2:07.517
Crawlspace has put Radiator out.
2:22.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:30.792
They will not want to see that again.
2:37.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:46.925
That is a long way off the ground.
2:57.033
And it all goes wrong.
3:10.050
Chunk is airborne!
3:19.367
Last lap.
3:25.300
You do not see that every day.
3:36.817
Oh, that is a big one.
3:38.308
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:41.308
Old Gristle takes it!
3:46.283
Floppy Joe is airborne!
3:52.208
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
4:00.275
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 14.775 Old Gristle 14.775
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 34.033 Wide Load 15.983
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 54.450 Floppy Joe 18.350
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:11.808 Old Gristle 17.358
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:31.425 Chunk 18.200
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:52.425 Squish 18.417
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:09.425 Old Gristle 17.000
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:26.750 Old Gristle 17.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.633 Old Gristle 16.883
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:59.358 Old Gristle 15.725
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:19.367 Tube Sock 18.375
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:41.308 Chunk 18.066
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-3-2-2-2.
16.73
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
136 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-7-15-11-7.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
131 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-3-3-5-10.
3.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
149 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-4-4-1-3.
2.51
5
Refried Ron The Beans
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-15-13-8-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-12-6-9-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
130 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-6-3-13-11.
75.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-12-11-14-13.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
135 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-10-8-7-10.
113.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
136 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-12-10-15-5.
219.30
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
117 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-15-15-12-2.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
145 starts, 34 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-2-1-5-6.
4.67
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
133 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-9-14-12-1.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
136 starts, 23 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-1-1-5-13.
11.09
2
Squish The Soft Boys
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 12-5-14-10-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
131 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-9-5-11.
53.56

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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