Derby · Season 6 · Round 37
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:33.725 | — | 13 | +12 | 42 | 11.1 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:38.742 | +5.02 | 9 | +7 | 54 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.033 | +14.31 | 3 | 0 | 51 | 10.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +6 | 38 | 11.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +6 | 33 | 13.1 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +6 | 32 | 11.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +7 | 17 | 11.4 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +8 | 16 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 29 | 9.6 |
| — | The Heel RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 18 | 10.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 14 | 9.3 |
1.842
That has come off.
6.358
Look at the state of it.
10.950
A new leader — Stubbs. Career record: 16 wins from 189, average finish 4.9.
15.550
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-3-7-6-15.
20.050
Radiator is on the move.
24.900
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
28.283
And that is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 5-6-15-10-5.
30.225
Pilot Light is out, and The Kidney did it. Recent finishes: 5-16-5-4-7.
31.725
The Heel has put Sweaty Gerald out.
36.825
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 7-13-8-4-4.
41.100
There goes a piece of The Heel.
45.400
They felt that in the back row.
49.433
Tender Greg is out, and Stubbs did it.
53.692
They will not want to see that again.
55.192
That is Tube Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
56.692
Crooked Pete is out, and Puck Yeah did it.
1:00.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:06.717
That was always going to happen.
1:11.658
There is nothing left of it.
1:13.267
Squish is out, and The Heel did it.
1:17.967
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:19.467
The Kidney will not be back.
1:24.575
Chunk is losing bits.
1:28.892
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:36.200
Extraordinary scenes.
1:40.983
They will not want to see that again.
1:42.483
Puck Yeah is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:47.825
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:53.200
Extraordinary scenes.
1:59.000
A new leader — Stubbs.
2:05.158
That has come off.
2:10.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
2:16.717
Up it goes.
2:21.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:28.275
That has come off.
2:29.775
And that is Gravy finished.
2:37.517
They felt that in the back row.
2:42.100
Chunk goes to the front.
2:47.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:54.925
That was always going to happen.
3:00.192
Chunk will not be back.
3:06.850
Stubbs goes to the front.
3:19.033
Honey Mustard will not take much more.
3:25.008
Honey Mustard will not be back.
3:30.500
The Heel has stalled.
3:30.725
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:33.725
Wide Load wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 21.067 | Squish 21.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 44.808 | Tender Greg 22.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:09.642 | Honey Mustard 23.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:33.467 | Gravy 23.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 1:58.975 | Stubbs 20.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:22.533 | Chunk 21.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:44.800 | Chunk 21.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 3:11.875 | Wide Load 24.942 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:33.725 | Wide Load 23.058 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-8-14-10-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-15-15-10-15.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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