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Derby · Season 6 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.925 — 12 +11 30 10.9
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:45.233 +9.31 16 +14 33 11.2
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:45.625 +9.70 14 +11 34 11.2
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.083 +10.16 3 -1 5 9.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:47.383 +11.46 4 -1 7 9.9
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.408 +15.48 11 +5 29 10.1
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:01.558 +25.63 7 0 22 9.7
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:05.267 +29.34 2 -6 7 9.6
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 13 9.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 10.0
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
Long John has left.
6.067
They felt that in the back row.
13.500
A new leader — Gravy. Career record: 39 wins from 154, average finish 3.9.
20.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
29.633
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
40.050
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-15-2-3-1.
48.992
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
1:00.133
That has come off. Recent finishes: 13-15-13-6-9.
1:05.883
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-3-4.
1:10.267
Oh, that is a big one.
1:15.258
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:20.542
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-10-7-14-8.
1:28.492
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:33.500
Gravy goes to the front.
1:36.208
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:46.750
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:52.708
Stopped, and in the way.
1:57.967
Radiator is out, and The Heel did it.
2:03.167
Up it goes.
2:16.167
Extraordinary scenes.
2:25.408
Absolute carnage.
2:33.833
That has come off.
2:43.283
They will not want to see that again.
2:52.025
Stopped, and in the way.
3:06.633
Custard leaves something behind.
3:14.750
This is the last of it.
3:20.667
That was always going to happen.
3:32.825
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:32.925
Gravy has it.
3:35.925
Gravy takes it!
3:43.767
Oh, that is a big one.
3:53.100
The Kidney has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 14.833 Gravy 14.833
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 34.633 The Coaster 17.850
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 53.433 Gravy 18.800
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:13.292 The Coaster 16.984
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:32.292 Custard 18.675
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:48.300 Gravy 15.592
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:05.342 Gravy 17.042
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:21.408 Gravy 16.066
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:36.125 Gravy 14.717
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:55.517 Custard 18.592
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:14.750 Second Sock 18.767
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:35.925 The Coaster 18.533
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-2-6-7-2.
12.67
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-11-2-15-2.
188.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
129 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-1-2-5.
1.47
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
100 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-1-6-3-3.
5.91
5
Refried Ron The Beans
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-14-9-13-15.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-8-9-14-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
114 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-10-9-13-9.
26.52
4
Radiator Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 11-15-10-14-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
117 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-3-9-7-1.
38.42
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
118 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-10-12-3-4.
91.74
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-8-9-10-12.
179.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
132 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-9-5-4-11.
38.85
8
Slapper The Pucks
115 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-14-1-13-5.
62.48
3
The Coaster The Pucks
118 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-11-2-10-5.
35.27
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-16-12.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-4-3-13-6.
20.17

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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