Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.117 12 +11 37 12.1
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:45.333 +4.22 14 +12 27 11.3
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.683 +4.57 4 +1 17 10.3
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:46.350 +5.23 2 -2 23 10.5
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:46.417 +5.30 9 +4 38 12.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.692 +7.58 3 -3 20 10.4
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:53.533 +12.42 13 +6 44 11.5
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:55.317 +14.20 10 +2 54 11.1
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.908 +19.79 8 -1 30 10.5
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -4 22 10.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.5
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -1 25 11.6
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -8 14 9.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 15 11.3
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 10.0
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 10.5
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
7.408
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-15-1.
12.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-1-16-2-2.
16.642
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-15-1.
21.050
There goes a piece of Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 15-7-6-6-6.
28.600
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
32.983
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 12-8-13-5-16.
34.483
That is The Coaster taking Tender Greg with them.
39.733
There is nothing left of it.
44.758
That has come off.
49.917
Extraordinary scenes.
56.458
That has come off.
1:01.575
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:07.792
That has come off.
1:11.950
Pilot Light is out.
1:17.158
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:22.092
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:26.917
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:31.450
Crooked Pete takes the lead.
1:34.967
That is Wide Load taking Squish with them.
1:40.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:47.992
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:52.867
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:57.258
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.933
That has come off.
2:04.158
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:05.658
Lil Nugget has put Chunk out.
2:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:14.300
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
2:20.500
It is coming apart now.
2:27.492
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:32.158
Up it goes.
2:38.933
Wide Load is airborne!
2:40.433
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:47.758
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:57.517
They felt that in the back row.
3:00.433
The Kidney is out, and The Unit did it.
3:04.917
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
3:09.417
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
3:13.700
The Unit is airborne!
3:18.267
That has come off.
3:22.225
Last lap.
3:30.258
The Coaster is airborne!
3:36.500
Stripped to the shell.
3:38.117
Here comes Gravy.
3:41.117
Gravy takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 17.508 Gravy 17.508
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 34.892 Stubbs 16.925
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 54.675 Wide Load 18.358
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:15.158 Wide Load 17.342
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:34.150 Lil Nugget 17.408
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:53.183 The Coaster 15.466
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:11.500 Lil Nugget 14.733
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:27.925 Gravy 16.317
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:47.408 The Heel 18.192
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:06.700 Lil Nugget 16.584
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:22.225 Lil Nugget 15.416
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:41.117 The Coaster 16.716
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-10-11-2-4.
177.84
1
Big Randy The Noodles
144 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-6-6-10-3.
9.78
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
155 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-2-4-11-4.
2.40
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
120 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-5-5-8-8.
18.23
5
Refried Ron The Beans
140 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 15-16-14-13-14.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 10-8-9-9-13.
206.70
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-14-13-8-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
141 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-9-3-7-8.
18.73
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
143 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-4-10-3-7.
59.58
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
140 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-9-14-12-7.
31.27
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
123 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 10-12-11-16-2.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
156 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-8-14-2.
24.70
4
Wide Load The Pucks
144 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 1-3-4-1-1.
2.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks
147 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-3-12-9.
37.09
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-13-15-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 12-15-9-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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