Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.775 12 +11 31 10.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:38.808 +0.03 14 +12 42 10.3
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.325 +4.55 11 +8 38 11.1
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.133 +8.36 3 -1 4 9.8
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.425 +9.65 4 -1 6 9.6
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.533 +20.76 8 +2 14 10.1
Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles 2 -5 3 9.5
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +7 21 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -2 13 9.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 12 10.4
Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks 13 +2 0 19.4
Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 0 19.1
Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans 5 -8 0 19.3
Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 0 1.1
Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles 1 -14 0 19.2
The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-10-10-6-4.
6.100
A new leader — Yolk. Career record: 2 wins from 204, average finish 5.9.
13.600
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
18.558
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
28.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.850
Squish goes to the front.
39.658
Long John has stalled.
45.758
There goes a piece of Yolk.
50.050
There is nothing left of it.
54.925
Honey Mustard has stalled. That is 64 non-finishes in 193 career starts.
1:00.050
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 3-4-5-7-4.
1:04.667
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-1.
1:09.742
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:23.783
That has come off.
1:28.400
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:34.950
And it all goes wrong.
1:40.808
Look at the state of it.
1:42.975
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.567
Extraordinary scenes.
1:52.700
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:58.108
Gravy is airborne!
2:03.650
They felt that in the back row.
2:12.758
That is real damage.
2:14.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:20.117
Gravy is airborne!
2:21.617
Squish is out.
2:26.358
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:37.933
They will not want to see that again.
2:47.900
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.725
They will not want to see that again.
3:03.200
Up it goes.
3:08.742
They felt that in the back row.
3:17.950
One to go.
3:24.600
That is a long way off the ground.
3:35.775
Here comes Gravy.
3:35.875
Stopped, and in the way.
3:37.375
That is too close to call.
3:38.875
Gravy takes it!
3:44.492
Honey Mustard has stalled.
4:02.250
The Kidney is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.558 Squish 16.558
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 35.775 The Coaster 17.567
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 51.583 The Coaster 15.308
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:09.117 The Coaster 17.534
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:28.333 The Lieutenant 16.809
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:43.308 The Coaster 14.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:04.217 The Lieutenant 17.233
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:21.692 Gravy 16.225
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:38.392 Gravy 16.284
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:58.608 Gravy 17.391
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:17.950 Gravy 16.884
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:38.775 Second Sock 18.700
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
144 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-6-6-10-3.
23.61
7
Long John The Noodles
153 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-7-2-15-4.
17.26
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
158 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-2-8-2.
2.09
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
140 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-4-4-6-16.
3.62
22
Butter Bean The Beans
146 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-5-11-10-6.
106.64
6
The Kidney The Beans
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-12-10-8-9.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-9-14-7-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
143 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-11-2-9-3.
21.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
144 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-13-4-10-3.
144.14
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-10-14-6-5.
150.55
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
140 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 7-6-7-15-5.
8.82
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
157 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-5-8-14.
15.12
8
Slapper The Pucks
137 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-9-14-11-6.
91.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
147 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-10-3-12-9.
51.80
2
Squish The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 6-12-15-9-14.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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