Derby · Season 6 · Round 47
The Crucible
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Crucible for the The Wet Socks. Wide Load finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.917 | — | 4 | +3 | 26 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:53.267 | +9.35 | 14 | +12 | 46 | 11.2 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | 0 | 21 | 10.7 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -2 | 21 | 10.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +10 | 20 | 10.9 |
| — | The Unit RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | +1 | 16 | 10.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -2 | 17 | 10.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +4 | 27 | 11.7 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 24 | 11.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 17 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -2 | 9 | 11.9 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -2 | 8 | 11.3 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 5 | 9.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 2 | 11.0 |
| — | Lil Nugget RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -7 | 6 | 10.0 |
2.558
That has come off.
9.525
That has come off.
14.208
Slapper leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-3.
18.575
Long John leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-8-8-7-8.
23.292
Extraordinary scenes.
27.550
A new leader — Slapper.
33.058
Radiator will not take much more.
37.550
Slapper goes to the front. Career record: 90 wins from 200, average finish 3.4.
41.817
And it all goes wrong.
44.483
Radiator is out. Recent finishes: 6-7-10-7-5.
50.050
Look at Squish go. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-3-16.
54.592
Squish is losing bits.
59.108
That is a long way off the ground.
1:03.717
That is a long way off the ground.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:16.967
That has come off.
1:21.575
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
1:23.075
Squish is out.
1:27.583
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:30.333
That is Old Gristle taking Slapper with them.
1:31.833
And that is Chunk finished.
1:37.075
Custard will not take much more.
1:40.000
That is Long John taking Custard with them.
1:45.883
Stopped, and in the way.
1:54.892
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:08.375
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:22.083
And it all goes wrong.
2:35.250
There is nothing left of it.
2:38.458
Big Randy is out, and Long John did it.
2:49.133
The Heel will not be back.
2:55.308
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
3:01.317
Wide Load is airborne!
3:09.617
Wide Load leaves something behind.
3:16.050
Last lap.
3:23.458
Up it goes.
3:32.258
That was always going to happen.
3:36.567
You do not see that every day.
3:40.917
Damp Kevin has it.
3:43.917
Damp Kevin takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 27.450 | Slapper 27.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 54.850 | The Unit 26.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:21.083 | Squish 26.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:51.092 | Big Randy 26.942 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:18.692 | Wide Load 27.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:46.817 | The Heel 26.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:16.050 | Damp Kevin 29.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:43.917 | Damp Kevin 27.867 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/2 | 16 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 14 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 0/2 | 12 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 0/2 | 10 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 7 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
9 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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57m
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Crossbones with a hill cut into the approach — the two nastiest ideas in the sport bolted together on purpose. Eight laps, a junction taken twice a lap, and a climb a damaged Chunkle simply does not get up. This is the championship, and it has never once been won by anything still wearing half its rind. They present the trophy at the top of the hill, which most of the field never reaches, and the engraver is kept on standby because the winner is rarely in a fit state to spell its own name.
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