Derby · Season 6 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:29.333 | — | 14 | +13 | 46 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:35.783 | +6.45 | 11 | +9 | 45 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:42.375 | +13.04 | 9 | +6 | 62 | 11.2 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:49.058 | +19.73 | 7 | +3 | 63 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:49.525 | +20.19 | 4 | -1 | 50 | 11.2 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +6 | 33 | 11.9 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 42 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 27 | 12.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +7 | 21 | 11.6 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 22 | 10.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 14 | 10.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 10 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 16 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 13 | 9.7 |
1.842
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-5-9-16-4.
6.792
That is a long way off the ground.
11.717
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
15.925
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-4-15-4-4.
22.608
Tender Greg is losing bits.
26.875
That was always going to happen.
31.083
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-9-10.
32.583
Floppy Joe has put Refried Ron out.
36.958
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-7-3-3-14.
39.583
Crooked Pete has put Radiator out.
45.158
The Kidney will not take much more. Recent finishes: 7-5-9-16-4.
49.700
Tender Greg is out, and The Unit did it.
52.867
Floppy Joe has put The Kidney out.
54.367
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
55.867
That is Tube Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:00.400
That has come off.
1:06.067
The Heel is losing bits.
1:10.367
Up it goes.
1:16.767
That has come off.
1:20.425
Tube Sock has put The Heel out.
1:23.583
The Coaster has put Squish out.
1:28.858
That has come off.
1:35.450
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:41.900
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:50.308
There is nothing left of it.
1:55.333
Up it goes.
2:00.333
There is nothing protecting The Coaster now.
2:06.267
Wide Load is airborne!
2:14.342
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.567
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:20.875
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:26.458
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
2:32.417
Stubbs has nothing left on it.
2:35.100
Stubbs is out, and The Unit did it.
2:42.383
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:50.117
They will not want to see that again.
2:55.817
Up it goes.
3:03.675
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:05.175
One to go.
3:13.950
Gravy takes the lead.
3:17.467
Wide Load has put Gravy out.
3:24.675
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:26.333
Wide Load has it.
3:28.892
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:30.392
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:48.883
The Unit leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 20.858 | Gravy 20.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 45.300 | The Coaster 21.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:07.342 | Wide Load 21.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:29.817 | Gravy 20.784 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:52.133 | Wide Load 21.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:14.525 | Wide Load 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:42.475 | Thick Rick 21.809 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:04.233 | Gravy 21.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:29.333 | Old Gristle 22.891 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-16-12.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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38m
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30m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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