Derby · Season 6 · Round 9
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:49.817 | — | 13 | +12 | 21 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:51.992 | +2.18 | 11 | +9 | 17 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:03.825 | +14.01 | 12 | +9 | 21 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:04.358 | +14.54 | 9 | +5 | 27 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:08.792 | +18.98 | 10 | +5 | 28 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:16.125 | +26.31 | 16 | +10 | 25 | 10.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 11 | 9.8 |
| — | The Heel RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -5 | 14 | 9.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 9.3 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 9 | 9.9 |
| — | Refried Ron RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 10 | 9.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 12 | 9.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 18 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 9.6 |
2.850
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 179, average finish 5.7.
9.350
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-7-16.
15.758
Puck Yeah is airborne!
20.050
Look at Chunk go.
25.925
That is a long way off the ground.
31.467
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 14-13-7-5-6.
36.317
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-8-2.
41.967
That has come off.
46.892
There is nothing left of it.
52.367
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-7-16.
57.350
Custard is losing bits.
1:01.650
That has come off.
1:07.800
They felt that in the back row.
1:12.217
Chunk is losing bits.
1:16.750
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:24.167
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:30.742
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:35.467
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:40.408
Up it goes.
1:44.833
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:50.142
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
1:51.642
Puck Yeah is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:57.108
Pilot Light is in trouble.
2:01.617
Up it goes.
2:03.775
Yolk is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:08.200
Refried Ron has put Pilot Light out.
2:12.608
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:18.108
They felt that in the back row.
2:22.625
Look at the state of it.
2:29.492
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:32.192
Last lap.
2:38.742
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:40.300
Radiator is out, and Butter Bean did it.
2:45.317
There goes a piece of Chunk.
2:46.817
Here comes Slapper.
2:49.708
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:51.208
Slapper takes it!
2:53.325
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:02.017
It is coming apart now.
3:08.342
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
3:13.067
The Heel leaves something behind.
3:22.392
The Heel leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Chunk | 18.400 | Slapper 18.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Chunk | 36.475 | Puck Yeah 17.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 53.008 | Slapper 16.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:10.058 | Old Gristle 16.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:26.692 | Chunk 16.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:42.275 | Slapper 15.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:00.367 | Chunk 16.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:15.767 | Slapper 15.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:32.192 | Slapper 16.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:49.817 | Chunk 14.017 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
105 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-13-14-8-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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