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Floor · Season 5 · Round 1

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Big Randy wins at The Mezzanine

Big Randy took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 44.300 — 1 0 0 2.6
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 42.292 — 3 +1 2 16.1
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 37.475 — 8 +5 1 18.6
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 37.425 — 11 +7 1 18.1
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 34.100 — 9 +4 5 18.9
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 32.108 — 10 +4 2 18.0
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 27.892 — 12 +5 0 18.7
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 27.467 — 15 +7 2 19.1
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 21.542 — 6 -3 3 18.8
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 21.225 — 14 +4 0 18.7
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.525 — 13 +2 1 18.9
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.500 — 5 -7 7 18.8
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 20.333 — 2 -11 1 18.4
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 18.750 — 4 -10 4 18.2
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 15.617 — 7 -8 6 17.9
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 11.458 — 16 0 3 19.5
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.008
That is as close as it gets.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
11.458
That is Tender Greg finished.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.617
In goes Pilot Light.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
18.750
That is Tube Sock finished. Recent finishes: 6-1-8-5-10.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.333
That is Crooked Pete finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-6-5.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.733
Refried Ron is gone. Recent finishes: 7-15-6-14-13.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.133
Slapper goes in.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.533
That is The Coaster finished.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.933
Butter Bean is gone.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.467
That is Yolk finished. Recent finishes: 4-3-9-4-12.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
28.867
Gravy is gone.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
32.108
Stubbs goes in. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-11.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.100
Thick Rick is gone.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.983
Another panel gone.
37.125
No idea what happened there.
37.425
The Lieutenant goes in.
38.250
Less of it every time you look.
38.825
The Unit goes in.
39.367
The floor is getting smaller.
40.225
Down to the last two.
40.467
Another panel gone.
41.558
You do not see that every day.
42.292
Damp Kevin is gone.
42.633
The floor is getting smaller.
43.692
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
44.300
Big Randy is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 37.125 Big Randy 37.125
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-1-13-9-4.
15.68
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-16-14-12-6.
23.18
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-10-4-3-4.
17.52
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
86 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-10-6-3-4.
16.94
5
Refried Ron The Beans
106 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-7-2-15-2.
7.69
22
Butter Bean The Beans
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-6-14-4-15.
25.88
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
97 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-9-5-8-5.
30.00
1
The Unit Basement Heat
98 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-13-8-3-4.
44.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
104 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-11-6-2-15.
36.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
102 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-3-10-2-10.
14.95
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
96 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-5-1-2-1.
8.61
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
94 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-1-1-1-15.
6.23
8
Slapper The Pucks
98 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 10-14-13-16-5.
65.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks
93 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-4-4-5-6.
5.20
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-9-13-2-4.
18.05
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
96 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-6-3-6-3.
17.04

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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