Floor · Season 5 · Round 10
The Gantry — Team Pack Race
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Squish wins at The Gantry
Squish took The Gantry — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Pilot Light finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1:29.925 | — | 15 | +14 | 3 | 3.6 |
| 2 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1:27.917 | — | 7 | +5 | 1 | 4.2 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1:24.317 | — | 8 | +5 | 0 | 7.5 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 1:22.442 | — | 3 | -1 | 0 | 9.5 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 1:22.433 | — | 9 | +4 | 0 | 9.1 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1:12.717 | — | 13 | +7 | 2 | 13.3 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 1:12.258 | — | 1 | -6 | 8 | 13.7 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1:12.075 | — | 10 | +2 | 8 | 11.9 |
| 9 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1:11.975 | — | 16 | +7 | 4 | 12.1 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1:08.358 | — | 5 | -5 | 6 | 13.8 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 49.683 | — | 2 | -9 | 8 | 19.8 |
| 12 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 35.483 | — | 4 | -8 | 10 | 20.0 |
| 13 | Slapper | The Pucks | 32.433 | — | 14 | +1 | 8 | 19.7 |
| 14 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 21.708 | — | 11 | -3 | 9 | 19.0 |
| 15 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9.367 | — | 6 | -9 | 3 | 18.3 |
| 16 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7.567 | — | 12 | -4 | 1 | 20.1 |
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 3-16-6-9-7.
3.758
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-2-2.
7.000
There goes another one.
7.567
Old Gristle is gone. Recent finishes: 2-15-1-3-14.
8.817
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
9.367
Butter Bean goes in. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-7-9.
10.608
And it all goes wrong.
12.383
Absolute carnage.
14.125
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
15.850
Less of it every time you look.
17.542
The floor is getting smaller.
19.225
Less of it every time you look.
20.875
Another panel gone.
21.708
That is The Lieutenant finished.
22.508
Another panel gone.
24.125
The floor is getting smaller.
25.725
Less of it every time you look.
27.300
There goes another one.
28.850
Another panel gone.
30.392
You do not see that every day.
31.908
The floor is getting smaller.
32.433
Slapper is gone.
33.408
No idea what happened there.
34.900
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
35.483
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 8-5-7-8-8.
36.367
Another panel gone.
37.817
Another panel gone.
39.250
Another panel gone.
40.667
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.075
There goes another one.
43.467
Well, that was always going to happen.
44.842
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.200
Extraordinary scenes.
47.542
Less of it every time you look.
48.875
It is chaos out there.
49.258
The lava is coming up.
50.192
There goes another one.
50.658
Floppy Joe is gone.
51.500
Less of it every time you look.
52.792
No idea what happened there.
54.075
Absolute carnage.
55.342
Oh dear.
56.592
There goes another one.
57.833
They will not want to see that again.
59.067
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:00.283
That is the sport, right there.
1:01.492
They will not want to see that again.
1:02.692
Less of it every time you look.
1:03.875
Less of it every time you look.
1:05.050
Another panel gone.
1:06.217
You do not see that every day.
1:07.367
There goes another one.
1:08.358
The Kidney goes in.
1:08.517
Look at the state of it.
1:09.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.775
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:11.758
No idea what happened there.
1:11.883
Less of it every time you look.
1:12.992
There goes another one.
1:13.158
Tender Greg goes in.
1:14.083
Oh dear.
1:14.558
That is Stubbs finished.
1:15.175
And it all goes wrong.
1:15.958
That is Crooked Pete finished.
1:16.250
They will not want to see that again.
1:17.317
There goes another one.
1:17.358
In goes The Coaster.
1:18.375
Less of it every time you look.
1:19.433
The floor is getting smaller.
1:20.475
That is the sport, right there.
1:21.508
The floor is getting smaller.
1:22.433
Honey Mustard goes in.
1:22.533
There goes another one.
1:23.550
Less of it every time you look.
1:23.833
Damp Kevin goes in.
1:25.233
That is Crawlspace finished.
1:26.633
Two left.
1:28.033
In goes Pilot Light.
1:29.925
Squish takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Grating | Crooked Pete | 28.850 | Crooked Pete 28.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Grating | Crooked Pete | 1:01.492 | Crooked Pete 32.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Grating | Damp Kevin | 1:19.433 | Damp Kevin 17.941 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 19 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 30 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
3 sections · 29 m
Smooth Descent
Grating
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Open grating, nine by seven, and the slowest collapse anywhere. You can see exactly what is coming for a very long time.
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