Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 5 · Round 13

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Long John wins at The Scaffold

Long John took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 23.367 1 0 0 2.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 21.358 14 +12 2 20.0
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 18.567 2 -1 0 20.8
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 16.883 6 +2 4 19.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 16.642 4 -1 2 19.9
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 16.500 3 -3 0 19.7
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 15.983 13 +6 1 19.6
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 15.417 5 -3 3 21.0
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 13.967 7 -2 4 18.5
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 13.783 9 -1 1 21.6
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 12.900 10 -1 0 20.0
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 12.242 11 -1 3 20.2
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 11.625 12 -1 0 20.3
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 11.017 16 +2 3 19.1
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9.267 8 -7 2 19.7
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8.458 15 -1 2 19.3
0.000
Here we go.
5.000
Another panel gone.
5.117
Tender Greg is in trouble here.
6.175
There goes another one.
7.333
Less of it every time you look.
8.458
That is Tender Greg finished.
8.467
And it all goes wrong.
9.583
No idea what happened there.
9.858
Radiator is gone.
10.675
The floor is getting smaller.
11.258
Yolk is gone.
11.750
That is the sport, right there.
12.658
In goes Gravy. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-2-1.
12.808
Another panel gone.
13.850
There goes another one.
14.058
In goes Old Gristle.
14.875
No idea what happened there.
15.458
Thick Rick is gone. Recent finishes: 8-10-6-2-6.
15.883
The floor is getting smaller.
16.858
Honey Mustard goes in.
16.875
It is chaos out there.
17.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
18.258
In goes Crawlspace.
18.817
Absolute carnage.
19.658
Butter Bean goes in. Recent finishes: 7-4-7-3-7.
19.758
The floor is getting smaller.
20.692
Another panel gone.
21.058
Puck Yeah goes in.
21.617
They will not want to see that again.
22.458
Damp Kevin is gone.
22.517
There goes another one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 12 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
92 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-7-4-2-10.
20.40
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
115 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-14-13-6-15.
15.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
88 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-3-5-2-12.
7.85
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
91 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-8-10-4-14.
24.90
22
Butter Bean The Beans
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-11-1-9-10.
15.92
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-10-16-8-8.
19.88
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
103 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-4-5-9-8.
7.84
4
Radiator Basement Heat
92 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 3-5-8-14-7.
11.16
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
96 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 2-8-15-4-6.
15.18
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
108 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-1-6-5-14.
10.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-14-4-2-15.
20.17
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
99 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-12-7-7-7.
10.08
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
94 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-9-9-8-9.
18.50
4
Wide Load The Pucks
107 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-11-7-1-16.
15.25
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
100 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-3-1-16-9.
23.40
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
97 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-16-13-6-11.
16.73

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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