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Floor · Season 5 · Round 15

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Yolk wins at The Balcony

Yolk took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Puck Yeah finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 22.117 — 16 +15 1 3.1
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 20.108 — 14 +12 0 19.5
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 19.367 — 5 +2 0 20.2
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 15.892 — 11 +7 0 19.1
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 15.733 — 1 -4 0 19.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 14.425 — 2 -4 1 18.6
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 13.958 — 7 0 0 18.7
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 12.842 — 8 0 0 18.2
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 12.842 — 6 -3 1 18.0
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 12.608 — 4 -6 1 18.4
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 11.900 — 9 -2 1 18.4
12 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 10.550 — 3 -9 0 19.3
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 10.183 — 13 0 0 19.2
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 9.708 — 10 -4 0 19.0
15 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 9.642 — 12 -3 1 18.6
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9.133 — 15 -1 1 18.6
0.000
And we are away.
5.425
Look at the state of it.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.908
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 5-6-2-5-4.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
10.308
That is Tender Greg finished.
11.250
There goes another one.
11.708
In goes The Lieutenant.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.108
In goes Honey Mustard.
14.283
There goes another one.
14.508
In goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-3-12.
15.758
Absolute carnage.
15.908
That is Tube Sock finished.
17.208
Less of it every time you look.
17.308
Lil Nugget goes in.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
18.708
Damp Kevin goes in.
20.042
They will not want to see that again.
20.108
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-4-7.
21.417
The floor is getting smaller.
21.508
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 10-4-4-4-16.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 12 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
118 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-9-16-1-14.
13.21
7
Long John The Noodles
94 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-5-7-7-4.
30.22
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
94 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-14-4-11-8.
16.16
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
91 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-13-12-4-3.
9.13
6
The Kidney The Beans
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-9-4-2-8.
22.72
22
Butter Bean The Beans
101 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-8-9-11-1.
10.39
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
105 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-7-6-4-5.
13.89
4
Radiator Basement Heat
93 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-3-5-8-14.
8.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
89 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-3-8-16-15.
9.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-6-3-2-8.
22.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
100 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-15-14-4-2.
20.86
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
101 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-1-15-7-4.
20.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks
108 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-2-11-7-1.
15.17
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
97 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-15-2-10-9.
17.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
103 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-9-7-16-3.
8.00
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-15-3-16-13.
26.52

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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