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Floor · Season 5 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Patio

Sweaty Gerald took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Wide Load finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 53.050 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 51.042 — 13 +11 0 11.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 50.175 — 10 +7 1 11.8
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 49.100 — 2 -2 15 10.0
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 46.592 — 8 +3 9 12.8
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 43.908 — 1 -5 4 14.7
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 43.267 — 5 -2 13 15.5
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 42.083 — 12 +4 16 15.6
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 40.942 — 14 +5 4 15.2
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 34.692 — 15 +5 10 17.0
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 31.883 — 9 -2 4 19.3
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 31.100 — 11 -1 5 18.7
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 30.500 — 7 -6 5 18.7
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 29.383 — 4 -10 11 19.2
15 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 24.483 — 3 -12 9 18.5
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 19.933 — 16 0 8 18.1
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-13-5.
5.500
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 7-8-7-7-15.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
There goes another one.
10.908
Nowhere left for Tender Greg to go.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
19.933
Tender Greg is gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.525
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-15-8.
23.792
There goes another one.
24.925
Damp Kevin goes in. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-15-8.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
29.383
Second Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-5-14.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.783
The Unit goes in.
30.850
There goes another one.
31.967
Another panel gone.
32.183
Gravy is gone.
33.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.583
In goes Honey Mustard.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
34.983
In goes Squish.
35.242
The floor is getting smaller.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.942
Puck Yeah is gone.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.342
In goes Old Gristle.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
43.742
The Kidney goes in.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.142
Big Randy goes in.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.592
In goes Crawlspace.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.100
That is Floppy Joe finished.
49.867
There goes another one.
50.500
Thick Rick goes in.
50.750
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
51.900
One panel each.
52.500
There goes another one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
99 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-7-8-5-5.
15.95
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
118 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-9-16-1-14.
16.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
92 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-1-13-12-4.
6.51
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
117 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-12-2-3-8.
15.58
6
The Kidney The Beans
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-9-4-2-8.
16.91
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
100 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-3-5-14-9.
20.40
1
The Unit Basement Heat
104 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-8-14-7-9.
20.97
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
106 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-13-7-6-4.
8.26
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
100 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-12-6-3-2.
20.25
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
111 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 15-1-3-12-1.
8.82
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
103 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-4-5-4-12.
9.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
102 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-4-12-15-14.
19.89
4
Wide Load The Pucks
108 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-2-11-7-1.
18.77
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
97 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-15-2-10-9.
13.70
2
Squish The Soft Boys
108 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-14-15-5-13.
42.31
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
104 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-3-9-7-16.
18.87

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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