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Floor · Season 5 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Damp Kevin wins at The Mezzanine

Damp Kevin took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:02.142 — 4 +3 0 1.0
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:00.133 — 10 +8 0 7.4
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 56.575 — 16 +13 0 9.6
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 49.667 — 7 +3 8 13.6
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 36.983 — 12 +7 1 17.7
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 35.992 — 5 -1 1 17.0
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 34.733 — 1 -6 1 16.9
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 32.108 — 9 +1 2 18.0
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 27.517 — 15 +6 2 18.7
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 26.083 — 11 +1 2 18.2
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 24.217 — 14 +3 4 18.8
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 20.350 — 6 -6 1 18.7
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.167 — 13 0 7 18.6
14 Long John NOO The Noodles 14.225 — 2 -12 0 17.3
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.208 — 3 -12 0 18.7
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 11.533 — 8 -8 3 19.9
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-7-7-4-15.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.000
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 7-4-16-4-4.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.533
The Unit is gone. Recent finishes: 7-4-16-4-4.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.208
That is Tube Sock finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-7-6.
15.258
There goes another one.
15.608
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 6-6-6-5-8.
16.708
There goes another one.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.167
In goes Slapper.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.567
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.217
Puck Yeah goes in.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.083
In goes Chunk.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
27.517
Yolk is gone.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.017
That is as close as it gets.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.417
In goes Honey Mustard.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.733
That is Floppy Joe finished.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
35.983
The floor is getting smaller.
36.133
In goes Butter Bean.
37.125
There goes another one.
37.533
That is Gravy finished.
38.250
It is chaos out there.
39.367
Another panel gone.
40.467
Oh dear.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.633
No idea what happened there.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Another panel gone.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
They will not want to see that again.
49.667
Crawlspace is gone.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.733
Less of it every time you look.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
And it all goes wrong.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
56.408
Another panel gone.
56.575
Tender Greg is gone.
57.317
There goes another one.
57.975
Two left.
1:00.133
In goes Lil Nugget.
1:02.142
Damp Kevin is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 37.125 Damp Kevin 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 53.642 Damp Kevin 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 12 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
119 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-2-9-16-1.
13.67
7
Long John The Noodles
94 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-5-7-7-4.
30.92
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-10-14-4-11.
18.78
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
93 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-1-1-13-12.
12.00
22
Butter Bean The Beans
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-15-4-8-9.
10.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
101 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-14-3-5-14.
25.94
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
107 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-2-13-7-6.
8.20
1
The Unit Basement Heat
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-7-8-14-7.
18.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
100 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-12-6-3-2.
17.78
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
89 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-3-8-16-15.
6.68
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
103 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 4-6-16-5-2.
20.12
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
103 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-4-5-4-12.
7.81
8
Slapper The Pucks
106 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 1-16-8-11-8.
29.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
97 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-15-2-10-9.
20.39
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
101 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-3-7-15-3.
15.18
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
105 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-3-9-7.
19.50

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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