Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 5 · Round 23

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Balcony

Crawlspace took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Tender Greg finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 21.350 7 +6 0 2.9
2 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 19.342 16 +14 0 19.7
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 16.292 8 +5 0 18.4
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 15.825 2 -2 0 19.5
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 14.250 15 +10 0 19.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 12.925 12 +6 1 18.6
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 12.417 4 -3 1 18.4
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 12.350 14 +6 1 18.6
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 11.700 9 0 1 18.7
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 10.583 1 -9 0 19.3
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.542 5 -6 0 19.2
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 10.300 10 -2 0 19.2
13 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.283 11 -2 0 19.2
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9.600 3 -11 0 19.8
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 8.975 13 -2 1 18.7
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8.767 6 -10 2 18.1
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 4-5-16-13-8.
5.283
Look at the state of it.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.767
Refried Ron is gone. Recent finishes: 6-6-7-6-4.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
10.167
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-5-1.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
11.567
In goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 15-8-14-4-6.
12.775
Another panel gone.
12.967
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 12-1-7-4-2.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
14.367
In goes Lil Nugget.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
15.767
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
17.167
Big Randy is gone.
17.208
Less of it every time you look.
18.567
Honey Mustard is gone.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.967
That is The Coaster finished.
20.042
There goes another one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 4 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 7 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
102 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-16-8-10-7.
14.88
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
100 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-11-7-6-8.
15.10
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
98 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-14-6-4-4.
12.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
98 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-5-11-6-10.
14.79
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
105 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-4-4-8-16.
16.12
5
Refried Ron The Beans
113 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-10-3-2-14.
11.48
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
113 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-13-9-2-3.
7.32
1
The Unit Basement Heat
107 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-10-10-7-8.
20.40
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
105 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-15-10-1-5.
38.23
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
90 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-1-3-8-16.
12.37
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
103 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 4-6-16-5-2.
17.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
107 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-12-6-16-9.
14.05
4
Wide Load The Pucks
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-2-10-2-11.
14.93
3
The Coaster The Pucks
104 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-2-6-15-2.
12.55
21
Custard The Soft Boys
98 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-10-2-16-8.
11.35
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-3-16-9-9.
19.05

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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