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The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Thick Rick wins at The Decking

Thick Rick took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Refried Ron finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1:15.858 — 10 +9 0 1.9
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:15.858 — 6 +4 0 2.9
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:15.858 — 3 0 0 2.9
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 58.192 — 7 +3 6 9.8
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 55.142 — 2 -3 2 13.9
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 54.958 — 4 -2 0 10.4
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 54.083 — 1 -6 12 12.9
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 52.992 — 9 +1 5 13.0
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 51.967 — 13 +4 9 13.3
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 45.467 — 5 -5 4 15.7
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 44.325 — 14 +3 2 16.1
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 37.042 — 12 0 7 18.3
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 35.375 — 15 +2 3 19.0
14 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 31.675 — 11 -3 5 17.2
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 21.700 — 16 +1 6 18.3
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 20.358 — 8 -8 7 18.5
0.000
Here we go.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.725
Less of it every time you look.
10.417
It is chaos out there.
12.075
Another panel gone.
13.708
That is the sport, right there.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Another panel gone.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.358
That is Pilot Light finished. Recent finishes: 16-8-2-5-8.
21.475
You do not see that every day.
21.758
Squish goes in. Recent finishes: 14-4-14-3-10.
22.950
There goes another one.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.833
Another panel gone.
27.242
Less of it every time you look.
28.633
Oh dear.
30.000
Absolute carnage.
30.792
Nowhere left for Old Gristle to go. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-15-1.
31.350
Extraordinary scenes.
32.192
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-15-1.
32.675
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.275
There goes another one.
35.375
Yolk is gone. Recent finishes: 15-4-3-9-4.
36.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.042
Gravy is gone.
37.808
There goes another one.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.275
You do not see that every day.
41.475
Another panel gone.
42.667
You do not see that every day.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.325
Slapper goes in.
45.008
There goes another one.
45.725
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
46.158
Less of it every time you look.
47.292
Another panel gone.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
There goes another one.
50.608
Another panel gone.
51.692
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
51.967
Puck Yeah goes in.
52.758
No idea what happened there.
53.367
Honey Mustard is gone.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.767
Crooked Pete is gone.
54.858
There goes another one.
55.892
The floor is getting smaller.
56.167
The Heel goes in.
56.917
Another panel gone.
57.567
That is Big Randy finished.
57.925
Less of it every time you look.
58.925
The floor is getting smaller.
58.967
That is Crawlspace finished.
59.908
Another panel gone.
1:00.892
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.858
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:15.858
Thick Rick takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 40.275 Crooked Pete 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Damp Kevin 57.925 Damp Kevin 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 12 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 20 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 26 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-16-14-12-6.
18.02
1
Big Randy The Noodles
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-1-13-9-4.
11.37
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-10-4-3-4.
10.90
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
101 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-7-15-16-6.
39.51
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-8-11-8-6.
22.23
5
Refried Ron The Beans
106 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-7-2-15-2.
7.64
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
100 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-8-16-4-6.
6.88
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
97 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-9-5-8-5.
19.39
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
93 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-6-11-13-6.
13.59
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
104 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-11-6-2-15.
25.31
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-1-1-12-16.
23.24
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
94 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-1-1-1-15.
7.03
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
89 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-1-16-5-7.
13.92
8
Slapper The Pucks
98 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 10-14-13-16-5.
62.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-9-13-2-4.
12.87
2
Squish The Soft Boys
105 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-13-4-11-5.
23.36

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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