Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 5 · Round 44

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Decking

Gravy took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crawlspace finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1:15.858 12 +11 0 2.7
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1:15.858 7 +5 0 2.9
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:15.858 8 +5 0 2.9
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:15.858 4 0 0 2.7
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:04.392 6 +1 7 6.5
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:01.842 16 +10 3 7.4
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 59.917 2 -5 0 9.9
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.083 10 +2 8 12.9
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 52.992 9 0 6 13.0
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 45.475 14 +4 5 15.8
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 44.325 15 +4 1 16.1
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 43.200 5 -7 3 16.7
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 25.383 1 -12 3 19.4
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 23.700 3 -11 3 21.2
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.400 13 -2 9 16.9
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 18.733 11 -5 8 18.3
0.000
Here we go.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.725
Less of it every time you look.
10.417
It is chaos out there.
12.075
Another panel gone.
13.708
That is the sport, right there.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Another panel gone.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
18.733
The Lieutenant is gone.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.400
Slapper is gone. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-7-1.
21.475
You do not see that every day.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.700
In goes The Heel.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.383
In goes Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-6-8.
25.833
The floor is getting smaller.
27.242
Look at the state of it.
28.633
Less of it every time you look.
30.000
The floor is getting smaller.
31.350
Another panel gone.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.275
Less of it every time you look.
36.550
Less of it every time you look.
37.333
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-9-7.
37.808
Look at the state of it.
39.050
And it all goes wrong.
40.275
That is the sport, right there.
41.475
The floor is getting smaller.
42.667
That is the sport, right there.
43.200
The Kidney goes in.
43.850
The floor is getting smaller.
44.600
In goes Custard.
45.008
Less of it every time you look.
46.000
Wide Load goes in.
46.158
There goes another one.
47.292
That is the sport, right there.
48.408
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
49.517
Oh dear.
50.608
Extraordinary scenes.
51.692
Less of it every time you look.
52.758
Look at the state of it.
52.992
Honey Mustard is gone.
53.817
Less of it every time you look.
54.392
That is Stubbs finished.
54.858
Another panel gone.
55.892
They will not want to see that again.
56.917
It is chaos out there.
57.925
Another panel gone.
58.925
There goes another one.
59.908
Less of it every time you look.
59.917
Floppy Joe goes in. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-9-7.
1:00.892
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.842
Yolk is gone. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-4-5.
1:01.858
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:04.392
In goes Butter Bean.
1:15.858
Gravy is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Floppy Joe 40.275 Floppy Joe 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Floppy Joe 57.925 Floppy Joe 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
114 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-5-1-11-13.
9.49
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
136 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-3-16-3-11.
21.80
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
121 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-16-3-10-16.
61.01
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
110 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-15-3-11-14.
18.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
113 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-10-8-3-1.
10.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans
119 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-12-5-10-11.
19.20
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
122 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-4-1-13-1.
5.24
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
120 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-13-14-7-4.
32.72
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
121 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 3-8-14-3-9.
20.80
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
124 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-15-1-6-4.
22.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
120 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-4-1-8-10.
7.19
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
120 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-2-2-9-2.
16.62
8
Slapper The Pucks
121 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-14-12-2-4.
41.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks
124 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-6-13-1-15.
16.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys
115 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-5-13-1-12.
17.16
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
113 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-2-5-9-5.
8.70

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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