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Floor · Season 5 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Patio

The Lieutenant took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 56.617 — 11 +10 0 0.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 54.608 — 13 +11 13 9.8
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 51.025 — 15 +12 0 11.3
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 50.175 — 4 0 2 11.8
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 12 +7 15 12.0
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 46.650 — 3 -3 6 11.3
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 45.642 — 7 0 0 13.9
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 43.217 — 10 +2 14 15.2
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 41.225 — 9 0 6 15.0
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 40.867 — 2 -8 17 14.4
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 37.242 — 1 -10 10 17.5
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 31.875 — 8 -4 4 19.2
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 30.500 — 16 +3 4 18.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 29.383 — 5 -9 7 19.2
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 24.458 — 6 -9 8 18.4
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 13.067 — 14 -2 4 19.5
0.000
The floor is live.
5.708
Old Gristle is in trouble here.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
9.717
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-1.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.067
Slapper is gone.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.433
Butter Bean is in trouble here.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.833
Butter Bean goes in.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.383
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 7-4-3-10-7.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.783
That is Tender Greg finished.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.183
Pilot Light goes in. Recent finishes: 4-8-9-11-4.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.242
Crooked Pete goes in. Recent finishes: 8-6-10-6-6.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.867
That is Big Randy finished.
41.408
There goes another one.
42.267
That is Honey Mustard finished. Recent finishes: 2-14-5-2-4.
42.392
Less of it every time you look.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
43.667
Stubbs is gone.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
45.275
Less of it every time you look.
45.642
In goes The Unit.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.042
Tube Sock is gone.
47.142
Another panel gone.
48.058
The floor is getting smaller.
48.967
Extraordinary scenes.
49.292
That is Old Gristle finished.
49.867
Absolute carnage.
50.692
In goes The Heel.
50.750
There goes another one.
51.625
Absolute carnage.
52.092
In goes Yolk.
52.500
Extraordinary scenes.
53.358
There goes another one.
53.492
One panel each.
54.208
The floor is getting smaller.
54.892
That is The Coaster finished.
56.617
The Lieutenant takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-16-14-12-6.
13.56
1
Big Randy The Noodles
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-1-13-9-4.
14.26
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
86 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-10-6-3-4.
16.44
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
101 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-7-15-16-6.
36.11
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-8-11-8-6.
16.17
22
Butter Bean The Beans
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-6-14-4-15.
16.42
1
The Unit Basement Heat
98 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-13-8-3-4.
37.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
97 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-9-5-8-5.
35.04
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
93 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-6-11-13-6.
23.20
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
102 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-3-10-2-10.
12.80
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
96 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-5-1-2-1.
9.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-1-1-12-16.
21.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks
93 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-4-4-5-6.
3.71
8
Slapper The Pucks
98 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 10-14-13-16-5.
59.97
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-9-13-2-4.
11.09
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
96 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-6-3-6-3.
11.77

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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