· Season 8 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:07.728 | — | 5 | +4 | 31 | 14.9 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:25.962 | +18.23 | 10 | +8 | 37 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:50.778 | +43.05 | 13 | +10 | 41 | 13.1 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:53.583 | +45.86 | 12 | +8 | 39 | 13.5 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:54.383 | +46.66 | 16 | +11 | 40 | 12.5 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:04.923 | +57.20 | 6 | 0 | 41 | 12.8 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:29.106 | +81.38 | 15 | +8 | 40 | 13.4 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:37.439 | +89.71 | 7 | -1 | 35 | 14.0 |
| 9 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:42.245 | +94.52 | 3 | -6 | 36 | 13.3 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:46.339 | +98.61 | 9 | -1 | 42 | 12.7 |
| 11 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:48.928 | +101.20 | 8 | -3 | 36 | 14.4 |
| 12 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:53.573 | +105.85 | 1 | -11 | 34 | 15.0 |
| 13 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:54.750 | +107.02 | 11 | -2 | 34 | 14.9 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:59.956 | +112.23 | 4 | -10 | 49 | 12.5 |
| 15 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:04.623 | +116.90 | 14 | -1 | 41 | 13.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:36.972 | +149.24 | 2 | -14 | 10 | 18.0 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 12.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.567
And it's The Coaster in front now.
11.233
Oh dear.
14.644
Oh dear. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
19.922
And Custard takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-4-15-3-2.
24.139
Old Gristle gets hit hard.
28.461
Right into it goes Slapper. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
That is the sport, right there.
35.506
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 2-8-7-3-2.
39.167
And it all goes wrong.
42.733
Custard is airborne.
46.133
Big air for Crawlspace.
50.167
Big air for Squish.
53.583
Slapper is airborne.
56.983
The Coaster takes a knock.
1:00.533
Slapper is airborne.
1:05.867
Big Randy is airborne.
1:13.844
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
1:19.156
You do not see that every day.
1:22.611
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
1:26.106
They will not want to see that again.
1:29.639
And Squish takes flight.
1:33.100
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:36.683
It is chaos out there.
1:40.506
Absolute carnage.
1:48.317
Heavy contact for Slapper.
1:53.244
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:59.261
Here comes Slapper.
1:59.550
Extraordinary scenes.
2:02.950
Slapper takes it.
2:06.578
You do not see that every day.
2:11.833
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
2:18.922
Crooked Pete gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Pilot Light | 1.567 | Pilot Light 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 5.017 | The Coaster 3.055 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 7.494 | Old Gristle 2.228 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 10.439 | Old Gristle 2.733 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Coaster | 12.156 | Old Gristle 1.567 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 19.917 | Old Gristle 7.411 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 22.794 | Thick Rick 2.816 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 24.906 | Crooked Pete 1.561 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 28.778 | Pilot Light 1.833 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 30.450 | Crawlspace 1.545 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 31.983 | Lil Nugget 1.511 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 33.294 | Old Gristle 1.311 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 35.167 | The Coaster 1.839 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 41.117 | Slapper 5.206 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 44.494 | Slapper 3.244 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 46.561 | The Coaster 1.823 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 48.506 | Slapper 1.650 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 50.628 | Slapper 1.938 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 52.039 | The Coaster 1.266 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 54.478 | Slapper 2.083 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 55.933 | The Coaster 1.394 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 57.756 | Old Gristle 1.823 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 58.522 | Lil Nugget 0.527 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:12.567 | The Coaster 2.683 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:15.300 | Big Randy 1.473 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:18.372 | Big Randy 1.883 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:20.094 | Custard 1.595 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:21.400 | Slapper 1.261 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:23.072 | Slapper 1.672 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:23.861 | Slapper 0.789 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:25.078 | Slapper 1.217 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:26.117 | Slapper 1.039 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.911 | The Coaster 1.617 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.367 | Slapper 1.456 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:32.544 | Thick Rick 2.856 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:36.172 | Gravy 3.472 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:38.283 | Slapper 2.111 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:40.633 | Thick Rick 2.028 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:42.583 | Slapper 1.950 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:46.144 | Slapper 3.561 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:49.067 | Crawlspace 2.628 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:53.311 | Gravy 4.050 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:56.094 | Slapper 2.783 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:59.928 | Crawlspace 1.294 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 2:02.261 | Crawlspace 1.217 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-11-4-6-6.
47.60
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · HOME
200 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-10-6-4-7.
48.37
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
206 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-3-3-2-1.
10.27
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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