· Season 8 · Round 17
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:14.117 | — | 12 | +11 | 42 | 14.6 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:57.994 | +43.88 | 3 | +1 | 49 | 14.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:12.205 | +58.09 | 16 | +13 | 41 | 15.1 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:22.817 | +68.70 | 7 | +3 | 50 | 14.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:35.038 | +80.92 | 8 | +3 | 47 | 14.7 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:37.272 | +83.16 | 5 | -1 | 41 | 14.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:46.901 | +92.78 | 2 | -5 | 48 | 13.0 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:48.550 | +94.43 | 9 | +1 | 42 | 12.5 |
| 9 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:50.589 | +96.47 | 10 | +1 | 49 | 12.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:54.500 | +100.38 | 11 | +1 | 40 | 14.1 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:01.256 | +107.14 | 15 | +4 | 39 | 14.3 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 10:01.366 | +107.25 | 6 | -6 | 55 | 13.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:06.951 | +112.83 | 14 | +1 | 43 | 16.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:28.422 | +134.31 | 4 | -10 | 48 | 16.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 11:29.577 | +195.46 | 1 | -14 | 50 | 13.6 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 11:33.028 | +198.91 | 13 | -3 | 4 | 21.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 12.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
11.856
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-14-5-7-13.
15.406
That is going to sting in the morning.
19.061
Yolk has gone over the side.
23.772
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
29.356
Thick Rick gets air.
32.944
Absolute carnage.
36.500
Big air for Old Gristle.
39.917
Big air for The Unit.
43.322
You do not see that every day.
46.783
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 4-10-8-3-11.
50.339
Oh dear.
54.483
Thick Rick gets hit hard.
58.489
Heavy contact for The Heel.
1:02.606
Look at that.
1:06.100
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-6-2-1-4.
1:10.256
Big air for Damp Kevin.
1:13.972
Up goes Big Randy. Recent finishes: 5-11-7-12-8.
1:17.689
Up goes The Heel.
1:23.211
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:26.728
No idea what happened there.
1:30.756
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:34.628
Crooked Pete is airborne.
1:38.083
They will not want to see that again.
1:41.622
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:45.572
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:49.322
Big air for Slapper.
1:52.983
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:56.578
Up goes Big Randy.
1:59.322
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
2:00.006
Crooked Pete gets air.
2:03.406
It is Old Gristle!
2:06.806
Right into it goes Crooked Pete.
2:11.328
The Unit takes a knock.
2:15.217
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
2:25.289
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Butter Bean | 1.567 | Butter Bean 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 4.950 | Thick Rick 2.950 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 7.661 | Damp Kevin 2.523 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 10.556 | Puck Yeah 2.895 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 12.206 | Puck Yeah 1.650 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 13.517 | Gravy 1.272 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 15.578 | Thick Rick 1.722 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 16.756 | Gravy 0.839 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 18.561 | Gravy 1.300 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 19.983 | Gravy 1.061 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 21.472 | Gravy 1.400 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 24.300 | Thick Rick 2.239 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 27.328 | Thick Rick 3.028 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 28.711 | Thick Rick 1.383 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 30.006 | Thick Rick 1.295 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 31.094 | Thick Rick 1.088 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 32.550 | Thick Rick 1.456 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Thick Rick | 34.572 | Old Gristle 1.634 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Thick Rick | 36.550 | Slapper 1.550 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Thick Rick | 41.283 | Honey Mustard 2.078 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 46.272 | Honey Mustard 2.400 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Thick Rick | 48.850 | Puck Yeah 2.400 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 51.628 | Puck Yeah 2.000 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Thick Rick | 53.817 | Honey Mustard 2.033 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 57.800 | Gravy 3.767 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Thick Rick | 59.506 | Old Gristle 1.594 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:01.839 | Gravy 1.778 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 1:15.600 | Slapper 13.105 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:19.006 | Tender Greg 1.372 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:22.383 | Tender Greg 1.500 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:24.039 | Tender Greg 1.356 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:25.439 | Slapper 1.228 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Gravy | 1:27.400 | Puck Yeah 1.634 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Gravy | 1:28.478 | Puck Yeah 0.766 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 1:30.411 | Puck Yeah 1.206 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Gravy | 1:31.950 | Puck Yeah 1.006 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:33.889 | Puck Yeah 1.727 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:35.833 | Old Gristle 1.506 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:37.744 | Old Gristle 1.300 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:39.906 | Old Gristle 1.416 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:41.389 | Old Gristle 1.162 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:43.394 | Old Gristle 1.727 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:46.272 | Honey Mustard 2.227 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:49.517 | Honey Mustard 3.034 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:51.611 | Honey Mustard 1.989 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:53.967 | Slapper 1.911 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:56.328 | Puck Yeah 2.361 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:59.994 | Tender Greg 1.261 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Puck Yeah | 2:02.322 | Crawlspace 1.189 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 8 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-8-4-8.
32.75
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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