Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:52.400 5 +4 25 13.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:08.516 +16.12 1 -1 29 12.3
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:09.572 +17.17 6 +3 31 13.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:23.950 +31.55 4 0 28 13.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:14.672 +82.27 8 +3 31 13.0
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:16.817 +84.42 7 +1 23 11.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:39.077 +106.68 2 -5 37 13.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:44.689 +112.29 3 -5 29 11.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.739
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
11.000
Honey Mustard has the lead.
14.483
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-4-4.
17.950
Pilot Light gets air.
23.717
Pilot Light takes a knock.
28.883
That is a big one for Puck Yeah. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
33.083
Up goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-15-1-2-3.
37.100
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
47.333
It is chaos out there.
52.478
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:00.322
Old Gristle finds trouble.
1:04.033
Sweaty Gerald slips to the rear.
1:07.911
Tube Sock takes a knock. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:11.950
Puck Yeah gets air.
1:15.878
And Puck Yeah takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
1:19.500
Oh dear.
1:24.050
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:28.517
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:32.867
Look at that.
1:32.950
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:36.267
Puck Yeah takes it.
1:43.872
Oh dear.
1:56.728
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 5.122 Puck Yeah 2.861
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 7.517 Honey Mustard 2.295
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 10.783 Old Gristle 3.233
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 12.572 Old Gristle 1.739
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 14.083 Puck Yeah 1.417
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 16.217 Puck Yeah 2.028
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 17.144 Puck Yeah 0.927
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 19.011 Tender Greg 1.622
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 20.461 Tender Greg 1.322
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 22.367 Puck Yeah 1.906
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 24.167 Puck Yeah 1.800
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 26.211 Puck Yeah 2.044
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 27.567 Puck Yeah 1.356
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 30.011 Puck Yeah 2.444
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 31.500 Puck Yeah 1.489
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 33.817 Puck Yeah 2.317
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 37.967 Puck Yeah 4.150
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 42.706 Tender Greg 4.250
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 44.928 Puck Yeah 2.222
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 47.444 Tube Sock 2.389
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 49.633 Puck Yeah 2.189
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 53.422 Puck Yeah 3.789
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 56.350 Honey Mustard 2.389
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:01.444 Old Gristle 5.027
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:04.378 Puck Yeah 2.934
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:06.800 Puck Yeah 2.422
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:08.717 Puck Yeah 1.917
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:10.856 Puck Yeah 2.139
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:11.783 Puck Yeah 0.927
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:13.628 Old Gristle 1.650
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:15.600 Puck Yeah 1.972
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.156 Puck Yeah 1.556
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.144 Puck Yeah 1.988
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:22.039 Puck Yeah 2.895
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:26.711 Old Gristle 3.545
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:29.050 Old Gristle 2.177
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.494 Honey Mustard 2.256
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:34.022 Puck Yeah 2.528
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:35.033 Puck Yeah 1.011
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:35.950 Puck Yeah 0.917
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
206 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-8-7-5-16.
46.72
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-4-6-6.
17.17
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
201 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-11-7-6.
30.09
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
204 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-6-7-6.
66.43
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
196 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-2-2-4.
3.09
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
213 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-4-2-8-7.
3.01
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
212 starts, 102 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 14-1-16-1-9.
4.80
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-3-4-3.
6.79

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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