· Season 8 · Round 21
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Nuggets. Slapper finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:15.605 | — | 5 | +4 | 44 | 14.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:29.389 | +13.78 | 8 | +6 | 40 | 15.2 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:06.845 | +51.24 | 6 | +3 | 40 | 13.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:12.200 | +56.60 | 2 | -2 | 44 | 14.5 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:14.056 | +58.45 | 7 | +2 | 53 | 15.4 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:43.789 | +88.18 | 1 | -5 | 34 | 23.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:44.471 | +88.87 | 3 | -4 | 38 | 22.5 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:02.011 | +106.41 | 4 | -4 | 7 | 21.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 13.6 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-15-1.
11.906
And Slapper takes flight.
15.389
Chunk is completely off the deck.
18.861
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
22.611
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard. Averaging 13.6 contacts an event coming in.
26.106
That is Tender Greg gone.
40.706
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
44.806
Big air for Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-15-1.
48.222
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
51.711
Chunk is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-6-2-15-2.
55.694
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
59.133
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:02.628
They will not want to see that again.
1:06.500
Extraordinary scenes.
1:10.717
And it all goes wrong.
1:14.339
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:18.061
Chunk is airborne.
1:23.933
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
1:28.200
You do not see that every day.
1:31.944
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:33.289
Slapper is going to win this.
1:36.289
Honey Mustard takes it.
1:42.994
That is the sport, right there.
1:48.928
You do not see that every day.
1:58.344
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Slapper | 1.944 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 5.017 | Honey Mustard 2.900 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 7.522 | Chunk 2.344 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 10.339 | Slapper 2.817 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 13.667 | Tube Sock 2.261 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 15.822 | Chunk 2.606 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 17.139 | Slapper 1.317 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 18.317 | Slapper 1.178 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 19.839 | Chunk 1.127 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Tender Greg | 22.622 | Chunk 1.606 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Tender Greg | 24.506 | Chunk 1.700 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 27.750 | Honey Mustard 2.072 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 36.644 | Slapper 8.894 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 39.389 | Slapper 2.745 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 41.567 | Honey Mustard 1.439 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 43.994 | Floppy Joe 1.733 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 45.639 | Floppy Joe 1.522 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 48.250 | Chunk 1.861 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 51.694 | Chunk 1.966 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 53.206 | Chunk 1.395 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 55.394 | Honey Mustard 2.116 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 57.306 | Slapper 1.912 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 59.728 | Slapper 2.422 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:01.361 | Slapper 1.633 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:03.039 | Slapper 1.678 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:05.756 | Crawlspace 1.923 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:07.350 | Chunk 1.584 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:08.606 | Chunk 1.244 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:10.278 | Chunk 1.539 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 1:11.894 | Chunk 1.400 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:13.622 | Slapper 1.728 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 1:15.844 | Slapper 2.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 1:17.867 | Slapper 2.023 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:19.872 | Slapper 2.005 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:22.106 | Slapper 2.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 1:24.306 | Slapper 2.200 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Slapper | 1:25.278 | Slapper 0.972 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 1:27.772 | Slapper 2.494 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Slapper | 1:30.206 | Slapper 2.434 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:34.033 | Honey Mustard 1.183 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Slapper | 1:36.289 | Honey Mustard 1.061 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-4-6.
17.28
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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