Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:36.343 2 +1 45 13.9
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:49.883 +13.54 8 +6 46 14.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:58.677 +22.33 16 +13 42 13.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9:36.166 +59.82 5 +1 40 13.6
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:37.212 +60.87 4 -1 45 12.9
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:38.783 +62.44 7 +1 40 14.5
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9:46.311 +69.97 9 +2 56 13.9
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:52.817 +76.47 3 -5 23 11.8
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:12.061 +95.72 12 +3 46 15.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:13.628 +97.29 11 +1 35 14.0
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:32.878 +116.54 13 +2 34 11.1
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:36.406 +120.06 15 +3 55 12.7
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:37.083 +120.74 6 -7 46 13.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:46.505 +130.16 1 -13 22 17.4
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 11:06.128 +149.79 10 -5 21 13.0
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 11:40.350 +184.01 14 -2 19 20.1
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 13.5 contacts an event coming in.
5.200
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant.
10.944
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
14.428
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
18.589
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-6-7-4-8.
24.033
That is the sport, right there.
27.578
Right into it goes Radiator. Averaging 13.5 contacts an event coming in.
31.028
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
34.606
Puck Yeah is airborne.
38.239
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.017
Thick Rick gets hit hard.
45.472
And Chunk takes flight.
49.628
Big air for Chunk.
55.517
They will not want to see that again.
1:01.956
Honey Mustard is airborne.
1:05.544
Chunk takes a knock.
1:10.178
Big Randy gets hit hard.
1:14.350
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.211
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:22.228
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
1:26.450
They will not want to see that again.
1:30.533
Absolute carnage.
1:33.994
Up goes Slapper.
1:37.406
Look at that.
1:41.133
Up goes Slapper.
1:45.628
Slapper gets air.
1:49.056
Up goes Slapper.
1:53.078
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:54.228
Puck Yeah has it.
1:57.228
It is Chunk!
2:00.683
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
2:04.122
That is not going to help.
2:08.572
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
2:12.017
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
2:16.589
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
2:21.883
Crawlspace takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.567 Butter Bean 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 5.022 The Lieutenant 3.072
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 7.500 Puck Yeah 2.039
Smooth Descent Metal Yolk 10.544 Puck Yeah 2.500
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.106 Puck Yeah 1.500
Peg Field Hard Yolk 13.489 Honey Mustard 1.205
The Pinball Table Slick Yolk 15.311 Honey Mustard 1.589
Collision Funnel Hard Yolk 16.417 Slapper 0.917
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 18.206 Slapper 1.394
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 19.339 Puck Yeah 1.133
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 21.228 Puck Yeah 1.889
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 23.322 Puck Yeah 2.094
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 26.906 Chunk 3.189
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 29.450 Sweaty Gerald 2.366
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 31.106 Chunk 1.633
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 32.422 Honey Mustard 1.283
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 34.156 Puck Yeah 1.734
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 36.250 Slapper 1.606
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 37.794 Puck Yeah 1.544
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 40.406 Puck Yeah 2.612
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 43.433 Tube Sock 1.966
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 45.833 Puck Yeah 2.400
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 48.289 Chunk 2.000
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 50.294 Chunk 1.950
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 53.806 Puck Yeah 3.512
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 55.300 Puck Yeah 1.494
The Spiral Metal Puck Yeah 58.406 Slapper 1.683
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:11.744 Slapper 13.022
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:13.750 Slapper 1.295
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:17.456 Tube Sock 1.789
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:19.078 Slapper 1.523
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:20.294 Slapper 1.205
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:21.950 Chunk 1.567
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:23.122 Chunk 0.828
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:24.994 Slapper 1.295
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:26.456 Slapper 1.050
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:28.178 Slapper 1.422
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:29.972 Honey Mustard 1.528
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:31.839 Honey Mustard 1.277
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.561 The Lieutenant 1.566
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:34.867 The Lieutenant 1.256
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:37.239 The Lieutenant 1.783
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:39.839 Chunk 2.128
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:43.250 Chunk 2.978
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:45.350 Chunk 1.928
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 1:47.856 Honey Mustard 2.183
Final Sprint Metal Puck Yeah 1:50.144 Puck Yeah 2.288
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:54.861 Butter Bean 1.228
Exit Gate Metal Puck Yeah 1:57.228 Butter Bean 1.144
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 0/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 14 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 16 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
191 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-7-9-7.
38.34
1
Big Randy The Noodles
211 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-5-11-7.
38.01
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-3-5-16-5.
47.99
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
211 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-3-5-5-5.
16.80
22
Butter Bean The Beans
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-11-7-8-6.
80.27
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
206 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-7-7-13-6.
43.53
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-13-4-5-8.
41.46
4
Radiator Basement Heat
208 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-4-8-6-7.
44.73
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
216 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-14-1-3-3.
18.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
201 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-15-1-2-3.
8.89
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
207 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-2-8-2.
7.06
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
220 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-6-2-15-2.
7.08
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
218 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-2-1-1.
5.01
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
210 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-5-2-7-1.
5.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-8-4-4.
17.72
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
216 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-16-8-4-5.
39.70

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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