· Season 8 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:25.711 | — | 2 | +1 | 33 | 14.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:43.562 | +17.85 | 15 | +13 | 40 | 12.1 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:49.311 | +23.60 | 5 | +2 | 35 | 14.8 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:58.933 | +33.22 | 6 | +2 | 32 | 14.7 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 9:18.923 | +53.21 | 7 | +2 | 39 | 13.6 |
| 6 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 9:19.011 | +53.30 | 11 | +5 | 41 | 14.3 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:22.962 | +57.25 | 8 | +1 | 32 | 13.5 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:30.661 | +64.95 | 16 | +8 | 33 | 13.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:47.550 | +81.84 | 13 | +4 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:53.311 | +87.60 | 4 | -6 | 41 | 12.7 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:53.506 | +87.80 | 10 | -1 | 36 | 14.7 |
| 12 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:55.194 | +89.48 | 3 | -9 | 42 | 13.0 |
| 13 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:55.200 | +89.49 | 12 | -1 | 43 | 12.5 |
| 14 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:55.978 | +90.27 | 9 | -5 | 32 | 14.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:02.433 | +96.72 | 14 | -1 | 50 | 15.1 |
| 16 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:16.855 | +111.14 | 1 | -15 | 49 | 15.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.433
Right into it goes Chunk. Averaging 11.8 contacts an event coming in.
11.600
No idea what happened there.
15.439
Absolute carnage.
19.406
Absolute carnage.
23.500
Old Gristle takes a knock.
28.500
And it's Wide Load in front now. Career record: 83 wins from 202, average finish 3.7.
31.911
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
35.372
And Thick Rick takes flight.
39.072
Up goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-12-6.
42.761
Up goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-16-6-4-3.
46.650
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-6.
50.144
They will not want to see that again.
54.211
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
57.694
No idea what happened there.
1:01.683
And it all goes wrong.
1:05.789
They will not want to see that again.
1:09.567
Old Gristle hits the front.
1:13.456
Oh dear.
1:18.767
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
1:22.283
It is chaos out there.
1:25.833
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:29.267
Thick Rick gets air.
1:32.844
Big air for Damp Kevin.
1:36.300
Up goes Crawlspace.
1:40.322
Tender Greg gets air.
1:44.128
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:47.861
Absolute carnage.
1:52.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:55.594
That is a big one for Stubbs.
2:00.900
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:04.128
Wide Load is going to win this.
2:05.828
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
2:09.228
It is Puck Yeah!
2:14.328
Oh dear.
2:18.206
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
2:28.594
Right into it goes Yolk.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Big Randy | 1.594 | Old Gristle 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.950 | Chunk 3.006 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.472 | Old Gristle 2.489 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 10.767 | Puck Yeah 2.922 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 12.567 | Tender Greg 1.711 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 19.378 | Old Gristle 6.811 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 22.233 | Chunk 2.800 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 25.650 | Wide Load 1.206 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 28.622 | Wide Load 1.355 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 29.861 | Wide Load 1.239 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 31.156 | Wide Load 1.295 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.583 | Stubbs 1.328 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 36.011 | Puck Yeah 2.061 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 41.978 | The Unit 5.512 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 45.361 | Wide Load 3.228 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 47.261 | Puck Yeah 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 48.972 | Puck Yeah 1.678 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 51.083 | Puck Yeah 2.038 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 52.494 | Puck Yeah 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 54.617 | Old Gristle 2.123 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 56.261 | Puck Yeah 1.416 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 58.822 | Chunk 1.756 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 1:07.500 | Tube Sock 0.783 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:11.289 | Puck Yeah 2.711 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:14.744 | Stubbs 1.300 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:17.983 | Stubbs 1.412 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:19.744 | Stubbs 1.422 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:21.339 | Chunk 1.200 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:23.583 | Chunk 1.827 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:25.428 | Chunk 0.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:28.428 | Stubbs 1.462 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:29.939 | Stubbs 1.183 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:32.206 | Puck Yeah 1.994 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:33.828 | Puck Yeah 1.528 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:37.039 | Old Gristle 2.728 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:40.694 | Wide Load 3.655 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:42.833 | Wide Load 2.139 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:45.244 | Refried Ron 2.356 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:47.306 | Chunk 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:51.044 | Puck Yeah 3.384 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:53.744 | Wide Load 2.700 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:57.828 | Chunk 3.889 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:00.678 | Wide Load 2.850 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:04.728 | Stubbs 1.233 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:07.128 | Stubbs 1.133 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
221 starts, 53 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-2-1-6.
4.47
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
200 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-7-4-4-4.
45.90
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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