Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Yolk survives to win

Yolk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Lil Nugget finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:15.022 12 +11 43 14.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:16.916 +1.89 1 -1 43 13.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:25.501 +10.48 3 0 44 13.6
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:32.589 +17.57 2 -2 51 14.1
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:41.304 +26.28 10 +5 38 14.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:41.656 +26.63 6 0 45 13.5
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9:56.639 +41.62 13 +6 49 12.2
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:59.650 +44.63 16 +8 46 11.3
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 10:00.761 +45.74 5 -4 43 12.4
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:06.895 +51.87 8 -2 41 14.0
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:15.795 +60.77 7 -4 44 14.1
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10:16.267 +61.25 4 -8 47 12.9
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 10:17.572 +62.55 11 -2 49 10.1
14 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10:19.071 +64.05 15 +1 44 11.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 11:01.167 +106.15 14 -1 45 11.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:02.055 +107.03 9 -7 3 21.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 14.1 contacts an event coming in.
6.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
10.533
Old Gristle hits the front. Career record: 55 wins from 232, average finish 4.0.
13.933
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
17.389
Up goes Chunk.
20.839
Big air for Lil Nugget.
28.294
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Averaging 14.1 contacts an event coming in.
32.156
That is not going to help.
40.600
Extraordinary scenes.
44.600
Yolk takes a knock. Averaging 12.5 contacts an event coming in.
48.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
51.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
55.489
And it all goes wrong.
1:03.372
Custard finds trouble.
1:07.328
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:10.739
They will not want to see that again.
1:14.356
Up goes Yolk.
1:18.128
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
1:21.961
Up goes Tube Sock.
1:25.606
Up goes Long John.
1:29.228
Up goes The Heel.
1:33.711
You do not see that every day.
1:37.417
That is the sport, right there.
1:40.867
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:44.322
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:47.767
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:51.217
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:54.967
Extraordinary scenes.
1:58.883
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
1:59.622
Chunk is going to win this.
2:02.322
Custard is completely off the deck.
2:05.722
Yolk takes it.
2:09.133
Crawlspace gets air.
2:12.811
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:16.650
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
2:20.478
Right into it goes Lil Nugget.
2:24.033
Lil Nugget is picking them off.
2:27.950
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:32.033
The Heel is picking them off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Crooked Pete 1.594 Crooked Pete 1.594
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 5.061 Honey Mustard 3.022
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.361 Old Gristle 2.300
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.522 Chunk 2.984
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.228 Puck Yeah 1.656
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 13.550 Chunk 1.261
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.544 Chunk 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 16.706 Chunk 0.861
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 18.194 The Coaster 1.372
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 21.633 Lil Nugget 1.294
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 23.294 Chunk 1.661
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 25.539 Lil Nugget 1.989
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 30.556 Puck Yeah 4.017
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 35.211 Puck Yeah 3.883
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 37.561 The Coaster 2.172
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 40.161 Puck Yeah 2.305
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 42.478 The Coaster 2.012
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 46.572 Honey Mustard 4.067
Split Route Smooth Chunk 49.906 Yolk 3.056
Stairwell Hard Chunk 53.811 Chunk 3.905
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 56.100 Chunk 2.289
Tight Curve Carpet Chunk 58.661 Chunk 2.561
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:04.339 Custard 4.273
Stairwell Hard Chunk 1:07.700 Honey Mustard 3.200
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 1:09.639 The Coaster 1.839
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:11.350 The Coaster 1.584
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:13.294 Yolk 1.327
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 1:16.056 Yolk 1.834
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 1:17.372 The Coaster 0.966
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:19.383 Puck Yeah 1.723
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 1:20.917 Puck Yeah 1.333
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:22.828 Honey Mustard 1.778
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:24.650 Puck Yeah 1.817
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:26.872 Chunk 2.222
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:28.883 Chunk 2.011
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:31.244 Puck Yeah 2.350
The Plunge Metal Chunk 1:33.906 Honey Mustard 1.867
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:36.044 The Coaster 2.006
The Kicker Hard Chunk 1:36.917 The Coaster 0.872
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:38.400 The Coaster 1.372
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:40.250 The Coaster 1.500
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:41.522 Chunk 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:43.411 Chunk 1.889
The Washboard Hard Chunk 1:45.567 Chunk 2.156
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:49.000 Lil Nugget 2.689
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:51.122 Puck Yeah 1.928
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:53.656 The Coaster 2.161
Final Sprint Hard Chunk 1:56.006 Puck Yeah 2.322
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 2:00.317 Tube Sock 1.467
Exit Gate Hard Chunk 2:02.622 Tube Sock 1.422
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-3-14-7.
54.19
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-7-7-3-7.
41.55
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
216 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-6-4-8.
34.94
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-11-6-13-4.
50.17
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-8-7-8-8.
138.64
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
220 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-12-5-16.
71.66
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
215 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-8-6-14.
78.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
223 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-10-5-5.
61.16
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
224 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-5-3-2-1.
9.29
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
211 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-3-1-3.
9.44
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
229 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-2-6-3.
4.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
227 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-3-7-13.
7.70
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
227 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-10.
4.12
3
The Coaster The Pucks
222 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 6-1-8-1-2.
7.87
21
Custard The Soft Boys
224 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-4-4-6.
21.34
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-9-4-16-6.
40.84

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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