Derby · Season 7 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win
Stubbs took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Tube Sock finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:44.367 | — | 9 | +8 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.375 | +0.01 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:46.058 | +1.69 | 12 | +9 | 41 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:49.183 | +4.82 | 14 | +10 | 31 | 11.5 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:52.933 | +8.57 | 11 | +6 | 31 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:55.633 | +11.27 | 10 | +4 | 35 | 11.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | +1 | 30 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -5 | 18 | 10.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 26 | 11.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 22 | 10.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 29 | 12.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 10 | 10.1 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
7.492
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
11.750
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 51 wins from 210, average finish 4.1.
18.783
That has come off.
25.275
Custard is losing bits.
29.975
That is a long way off the ground.
34.592
And it all goes wrong.
38.800
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-13-7-5-13.
44.475
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-3-4.
49.267
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
53.633
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-4-2.
59.942
Look at the state of it.
1:04.308
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 15-3-2-4-5.
1:09.917
You do not see that every day.
1:14.283
You do not see that every day.
1:19.850
It is coming apart now.
1:21.350
Sweaty Gerald has put Pilot Light out.
1:29.908
Custard is losing bits.
1:34.942
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:37.000
Yolk is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:42.175
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
1:48.650
That has come off.
1:52.892
The Heel is losing bits.
1:59.617
They felt that in the back row.
2:01.308
Honey Mustard has put Refried Ron out.
2:05.933
They felt that in the back row.
2:10.758
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:15.050
Up it goes.
2:20.942
They felt that in the back row.
2:25.317
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:28.875
The Heel has put Puck Yeah out.
2:33.608
It is coming apart now.
2:38.583
Stubbs is airborne!
2:41.625
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Crawlspace did it.
2:49.633
Floppy Joe is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:52.000
That is Crawlspace taking Custard with them.
2:58.667
That has come off.
3:00.167
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:04.633
Up it goes.
3:10.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
3:14.658
Oh, that is a big one.
3:22.792
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:24.292
Last lap.
3:28.717
Stripped to the shell.
3:34.175
Honey Mustard is in trouble.
3:36.392
The Heel is out, and Old Gristle did it.
3:41.367
Stubbs is coming to the flag.
3:41.433
There is nothing protecting Crawlspace now.
3:42.933
Right on the line.
3:44.433
Stubbs wins the derby.
3:51.558
And it all goes wrong.
4:01.683
Crawlspace will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 14.850 | Old Gristle 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 34.683 | Honey Mustard 18.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 53.042 | Tube Sock 18.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:10.292 | Puck Yeah 15.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:30.342 | The Lieutenant 15.941 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:48.667 | Old Gristle 17.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:05.650 | Custard 16.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:25.050 | Stubbs 16.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:43.500 | Old Gristle 16.859 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 3:02.017 | Stubbs 17.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 3:23.392 | Honey Mustard 15.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:44.375 | Wide Load 16.783 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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Smooth Descent
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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