Derby · Season 7 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:39.992 | — | 12 | +11 | 38 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.383 | +2.39 | 3 | +1 | 14 | 10.7 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.133 | +3.14 | 4 | +1 | 17 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:43.467 | +3.48 | 11 | +7 | 38 | 12.3 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:43.742 | +3.75 | 10 | +5 | 48 | 12.1 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:45.750 | +5.76 | 14 | +8 | 36 | 12.3 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.542 | +8.55 | 2 | -5 | 18 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:50.942 | +10.95 | 16 | +8 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 9 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:57.908 | +17.92 | 9 | 0 | 48 | 12.3 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:58.217 | +18.23 | 6 | -4 | 28 | 10.6 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:58.950 | +18.96 | 7 | -4 | 25 | 10.5 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:59.825 | +19.83 | 8 | -4 | 32 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 34 | 11.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 29 | 10.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.7 |
3.083
The Unit is airborne!
10.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-8-9-4-1.
14.458
There goes a piece of Slapper.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
24.408
The Unit is losing bits.
30.508
They felt that in the back row.
35.842
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
48.083
That has come off.
52.733
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
59.367
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:03.642
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-6-8.
1:08.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:12.592
That is real damage.
1:17.442
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-7-1.
1:25.267
Yolk will not be back. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-4-5.
1:30.050
Custard is going backwards.
1:34.458
Custard leaves something behind.
1:39.417
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-15-1-2-3.
1:45.267
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:51.392
That is a long way off the ground.
1:55.858
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.650
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:09.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:13.917
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:20.350
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:25.858
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:30.867
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:37.300
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:42.967
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:45.350
Crooked Pete will not be back.
2:49.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:54.233
They felt that in the back row.
3:03.608
Oh, that is a big one.
3:08.617
Up it goes.
3:11.567
This is the last of it.
3:15.950
That is real damage.
3:20.458
There is nothing left of it.
3:27.125
Slapper will not take much more.
3:28.625
And that is Slapper finished.
3:30.125
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:35.650
You do not see that every day.
3:36.992
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:39.992
Old Gristle takes it!
3:46.000
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 23.283 | Gravy 23.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 47.717 | Yolk 23.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:11.092 | Gravy 23.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:33.325 | Old Gristle 19.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:59.050 | Slapper 23.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:25.125 | Stubbs 23.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:48.333 | Old Gristle 20.717 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:11.567 | Wide Load 21.225 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 24 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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