Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 7 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.992 12 +11 38 12.3
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:42.383 +2.39 3 +1 14 10.7
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.133 +3.14 4 +1 17 10.8
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.467 +3.48 11 +7 38 12.3
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:43.742 +3.75 10 +5 48 12.1
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:45.750 +5.76 14 +8 36 12.3
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:48.542 +8.55 2 -5 18 10.7
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:50.942 +10.95 16 +8 34 11.8
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:57.908 +17.92 9 0 48 12.3
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:58.217 +18.23 6 -4 28 10.6
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:58.950 +18.96 7 -4 25 10.5
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.825 +19.83 8 -4 32 10.5
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 0 34 11.7
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 29 10.5
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -14 13 10.8
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 11.7
3.083
The Unit is airborne!
10.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-8-9-4-1.
14.458
There goes a piece of Slapper.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
24.408
The Unit is losing bits.
30.508
They felt that in the back row.
35.842
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
48.083
That has come off.
52.733
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
59.367
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:03.642
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-6-8.
1:08.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:12.592
That is real damage.
1:17.442
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-7-1.
1:25.267
Yolk will not be back. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-4-5.
1:30.050
Custard is going backwards.
1:34.458
Custard leaves something behind.
1:39.417
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-15-1-2-3.
1:45.267
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:51.392
That is a long way off the ground.
1:55.858
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.650
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:09.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:13.917
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:20.350
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:25.858
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:30.867
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:37.300
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:42.967
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:45.350
Crooked Pete will not be back.
2:49.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:54.233
They felt that in the back row.
3:03.608
Oh, that is a big one.
3:08.617
Up it goes.
3:11.567
This is the last of it.
3:15.950
That is real damage.
3:20.458
There is nothing left of it.
3:27.125
Slapper will not take much more.
3:28.625
And that is Slapper finished.
3:30.125
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:35.650
You do not see that every day.
3:36.992
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:39.992
Old Gristle takes it!
3:46.000
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 23.283 Gravy 23.283
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 47.717 Yolk 23.133
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:11.092 Gravy 23.375
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:33.325 Old Gristle 19.659
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:59.050 Slapper 23.325
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:25.125 Stubbs 23.017
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:48.333 Old Gristle 20.717
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:11.567 Wide Load 21.225
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 19 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-9-6-4-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
152 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-7-3-6-15.
17.99
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
156 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-7-2-1.
2.59
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
151 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-3-2-3-5.
4.00
6
The Kidney The Beans
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-16-16-5-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-7-4-13-8.
128.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
143 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-11-7-7-13.
99.37
1
The Unit Basement Heat
151 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-6-15-8-13.
40.82
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
154 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-6-12-1-14.
48.59
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
151 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 13-1-9-7-1.
26.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
169 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-12-11-8.
46.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
159 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 11-9-3-13-5.
8.56
8
Slapper The Pucks
146 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-2-9-6-9.
121.99
4
Wide Load The Pucks
154 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-2-4-7-2.
5.38
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
148 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-15-11-16-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
146 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-10-5-11-12.
125.06

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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