Derby · Season 7 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Unit finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:04.700 | — | 14 | +13 | 45 | 12.8 |
| 2 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:13.558 | +8.86 | 7 | +5 | 37 | 11.3 |
| 3 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:14.567 | +9.87 | 6 | +3 | 30 | 11.7 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:16.758 | +12.06 | 4 | 0 | 13 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:19.725 | +15.03 | 2 | -3 | 12 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.292 | +15.59 | 1 | -5 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.992 | +16.29 | 3 | -4 | 11 | 10.9 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 44 | 13.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 26 | 13.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -1 | 33 | 11.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 23 | 12.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 13 | 13.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 22 | 11.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 18 | 12.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 9 | 12.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 11.1 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
6.650
Tender Greg goes to the front.
11.150
They felt that in the back row.
15.983
That has come off.
20.700
Slapper takes the lead. Career record: 97 wins from 212, average finish 3.4.
25.850
There is nothing left of it.
30.050
It is unravelling for Squish.
33.400
Pilot Light is out, and Thick Rick did it.
38.358
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
44.433
Gravy is losing bits.
49.950
Tender Greg goes to the front.
51.450
Wrecked, and out of the race.
55.975
Squish is in trouble. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-7-4.
1:00.817
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-2-1.
1:04.792
Squish is out, and The Kidney did it. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-7-4.
1:09.317
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-16-7-8-7.
1:12.775
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:14.333
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:20.050
Look at Wide Load go.
1:24.792
They felt that in the back row.
1:28.267
Slapper will not be back.
1:35.017
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:40.167
Up it goes.
1:44.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:51.700
That is a long way off the ground.
1:53.525
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.025
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:05.367
The Kidney is airborne!
2:14.800
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.042
Oh, that is a big one.
2:33.608
Thick Rick is out.
2:39.942
Wide Load is airborne!
2:47.883
One to go.
2:52.942
The Kidney is airborne!
2:59.833
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:01.700
Here comes Wide Load.
3:04.700
It is Wide Load!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 13.500 | Gravy 13.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 29.417 | Wide Load 14.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 44.025 | Gravy 14.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 57.958 | Slapper 13.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:17.242 | Thick Rick 13.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:31.542 | Chunk 14.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 1:43.758 | Chunk 11.316 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:59.383 | Wide Load 12.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:15.558 | Thick Rick 14.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:30.625 | Wide Load 15.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:47.883 | The Kidney 16.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:04.700 | The Unit 15.608 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-15-15-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-16-16-11-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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