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Derby · Season 7 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.700 — 12 +11 23 11.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:27.400 +1.70 14 +12 32 12.0
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:29.525 +3.83 2 -1 1 10.7
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.292 +4.59 3 -1 4 11.0
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.592 +5.89 4 -1 3 10.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.525 +6.83 1 -5 0 10.5
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:35.717 +10.02 9 +2 31 11.8
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.983 +12.28 10 +2 32 12.6
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:45.283 +19.58 6 -3 14 10.5
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.517 +19.82 5 -5 5 10.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:45.733 +20.03 7 -4 16 10.9
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:45.975 +20.28 8 -4 16 11.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 17 11.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 12 11.0
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 18 11.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.4
3.967
Up it goes.
8.808
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-3-14-1-3.
19.675
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-1.
23.900
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-6-2-6-2.
28.592
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
33.900
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-4-16.
40.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-1.
48.117
That has come off.
54.083
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
58.642
The Unit is airborne!
1:00.142
Tender Greg is out, and Thick Rick did it.
1:04.942
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:10.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
1:19.133
Chunk is losing bits.
1:23.850
Absolute carnage.
1:30.050
Absolute carnage.
1:40.417
That was always going to happen.
1:46.575
There is nothing left of it.
1:51.092
Chunk is airborne!
1:54.592
That is Tube Sock taking Chunk with them.
2:00.533
Yolk is out.
2:07.350
That is The Lieutenant taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:14.350
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:20.458
They felt that in the back row.
2:39.300
That was always going to happen.
2:45.342
That was always going to happen.
2:51.167
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:58.567
This is the last of it.
3:10.050
Sweaty Gerald is going backwards.
3:14.842
And it all goes wrong.
3:19.200
Up it goes.
3:22.700
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:25.700
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:30.050
Look at Sweaty Gerald go.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 25.233 The Lieutenant 25.233
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 53.392 Honey Mustard 25.925
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:18.042 Slapper 24.650
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:41.017 Slapper 22.975
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:07.325 The Lieutenant 24.317
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:32.933 The Lieutenant 22.766
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:58.567 Honey Mustard 24.841
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:25.700 Thick Rick 24.750
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-14-4-5-3.
12.99
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
152 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-15-8-6-6.
85.03
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
154 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-5-3-2-3.
2.83
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
160 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-1-7-8-1.
2.95
22
Butter Bean The Beans
153 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-6-13-14-7.
139.19
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 14-14-9-16-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
145 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-7-7-11-7.
155.33
1
The Unit Basement Heat
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-4-12-3.
80.71
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
159 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-2-9-14-6.
35.37
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
150 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-11-12-4-5.
50.91
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
133 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 5-8-13-2-9.
206.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
152 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-5-7-1-2.
3.75
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
152 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 16-11-13-1-13.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
150 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-13-4-11-8.
89.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-15-16-16-11.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-16-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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