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Derby · Season 7 · Round 16

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Floppy Joe finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.117 — 4 +3 15 10.6
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:19.725 +1.61 1 -1 8 10.5
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:20.125 +2.01 2 -1 14 10.1
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:21.492 +3.38 3 -1 12 10.3
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.742 +4.63 12 +7 40 12.3
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.567 +8.45 11 +5 33 11.9
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:29.267 +11.15 13 +6 27 12.1
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:31.033 +12.92 9 +1 37 11.8
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:31.875 +13.76 6 -3 18 10.6
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:36.592 +18.48 5 -5 20 10.3
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:38.825 +20.71 8 -3 23 10.7
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:43.917 +25.80 10 -2 44 11.5
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 33 12.3
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 12 10.4
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 17 11.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 10 11.3
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-1-2-1.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-4-4-8-4.
14.950
A new leader — Thick Rick. Career record: 18 wins from 217, average finish 5.4.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
26.033
Pilot Light is airborne!
31.100
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
39.475
That has come off. Recent finishes: 9-7-4-13-6.
44.550
That has come off.
50.050
Tender Greg is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-4-4.
56.175
That is a long way off the ground.
1:05.650
There is nothing left of it.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:15.058
That is real damage.
1:20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:22.467
Pilot Light has put Tender Greg out.
1:28.000
Slapper takes the lead.
1:37.575
You do not see that every day.
1:43.450
There is nothing left of it.
1:47.883
Slapper is losing bits.
1:55.075
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.575
Squish will not be back.
2:02.000
The Kidney is airborne!
2:11.033
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:16.058
Up it goes.
2:23.750
Up it goes.
2:28.842
Oh, that is a big one.
2:30.683
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:36.583
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:42.067
That has come off.
2:46.275
That is a long way off the ground.
2:53.450
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:54.950
One to go.
3:00.050
There is nothing left of it.
3:04.258
Up it goes.
3:06.917
And that is Slapper finished.
3:11.250
A new leader — Second Sock.
3:15.117
Here comes Second Sock.
3:18.025
That has come off.
3:19.525
Second Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 20.667 Thick Rick 20.667
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 42.017 Wide Load 19.816
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:05.850 Slapper 19.791
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:28.708 Old Gristle 21.367
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:48.125 Slapper 19.417
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:10.042 The Lieutenant 19.842
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:32.133 Second Sock 21.425
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:54.725 Second Sock 21.300
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:18.117 Big Randy 21.133
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
153 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-3-15-8-6.
72.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
156 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 2-9-4-7-4.
12.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
154 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-5-3-2-3.
2.63
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
167 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 10-2-1-4-4.
3.77
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 9-14-14-9-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 9-8-16-16-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-12-13-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
156 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-12-7-4-12.
77.21
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
150 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-11-12-4-5.
64.14
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
160 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-2-2-9-14.
67.57
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
153 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-1-5-7-1.
8.33
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
164 starts, 38 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-3-1-2-1.
10.43
4
Wide Load The Pucks
159 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-2-6-3-2.
7.89
8
Slapper The Pucks
151 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-8-13-4-11.
148.82
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-14-15-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-10-9-10-8.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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