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Derby · Season 7 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:15.317 — 4 +3 14 10.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.625 +1.31 3 +1 17 11.0
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:25.717 +10.40 7 +4 25 10.5
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +6 32 11.7
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +4 30 11.2
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -5 12 10.4
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +1 25 10.5
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 31 11.9
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 12 11.1
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 21 11.6
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 0 26 11.1
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 12 9.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 19 11.3
— Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 10 10.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 9 10.7
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -11 5 10.3
2.275
Extraordinary scenes.
8.442
Yolk is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-3-3-1-3.
12.842
Yolk is losing bits.
17.050
Thick Rick takes the lead.
24.200
A new leader — Yolk.
28.700
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-1-3.
33.083
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-4-3.
39.217
Yolk leaves something behind.
44.917
The Unit has put Tender Greg out.
50.050
It is unravelling for Slapper.
54.300
That has come off.
58.692
Oh, that is a big one.
1:05.275
Puck Yeah will not take much more. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-9-6.
1:09.717
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:11.217
That is Crawlspace taking Refried Ron with them.
1:14.717
That is The Unit taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:19.350
Crawlspace goes to the front.
1:25.208
That has come off.
1:30.050
Gravy is on the move.
1:35.000
That is The Heel taking Gravy with them.
1:39.250
Oh, that is a big one.
1:40.750
That is Floppy Joe taking Crooked Pete with them. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-5-5.
1:46.633
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:48.133
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:52.467
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:00.600
There is nothing left of it.
2:03.708
Crawlspace is out.
2:07.692
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
2:14.308
The Unit leaves something behind.
2:20.592
That is a long way off the ground.
2:25.625
Honey Mustard will not be back.
2:36.708
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:44.567
Look at the state of it.
2:47.067
This is the last of it.
2:53.933
Up it goes.
3:04.533
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:12.017
Oh, that is a big one.
3:12.317
The Heel is coming to the flag.
3:15.317
The Heel wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 26.808 Yolk 26.808
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 54.525 Gravy 26.725
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:22.900 The Unit 27.159
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 1:50.217 Crawlspace 26.650
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:19.808 The Heel 27.341
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:47.067 The Heel 27.259
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:15.317 The Heel 28.250
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 10 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
146 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-11-5-11-8.
102.46
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
140 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-4-7-11-9.
49.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
148 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-5-5-7-1.
1.71
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
130 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-2-6-6-13.
6.73
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 15-10-5-16-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 7-10-15-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-15-8-13-6.
18.70
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
140 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-13-10-7-5.
31.58
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
152 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-1-14-6-1.
18.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-9-5-12-3.
21.60
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
156 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-5-2-4-2.
7.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
167 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-11-8-1-2.
26.63
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
147 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-13-13-7-15.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-6-9-12-11.
73.41
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 11-16-10-16-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-11-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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