Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 7 · Round 20

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:27.192 14 +13 33 12.4
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:38.383 +11.19 10 +8 40 11.8
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:39.892 +12.70 9 +6 39 12.1
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:42.067 +14.88 13 +9 37 12.2
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.567 +16.38 4 -1 18 10.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:46.550 +19.36 2 -4 23 10.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.392 +20.20 3 -4 19 10.7
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:48.450 +21.26 12 +4 40 12.3
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.142 +22.95 11 +2 41 11.4
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:00.292 +33.10 5 -5 27 10.8
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:03.000 +35.81 8 -3 26 10.9
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -6 22 10.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -12 11 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.9
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 11 11.4
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 10.9
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.317
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-7-2.
13.700
Wide Load is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-6.
19.492
That has come off.
24.017
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
28.217
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-7.
33.950
That was always going to happen.
38.725
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-7.
48.000
Up it goes.
52.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-3-15.
1:04.808
That has come off.
1:09.358
And it all goes wrong.
1:14.850
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.375
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:25.500
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:27.000
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:28.500
The Lieutenant has put Yolk out.
1:37.017
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:42.258
That has come off.
1:43.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:48.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:00.392
Look at the state of it.
2:04.625
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:14.592
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:20.325
You do not see that every day.
2:24.033
Floppy Joe is out, and The Coaster did it.
2:28.475
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:38.275
Up it goes.
2:44.200
Up it goes.
2:48.450
Up it goes.
2:59.575
This is the last of it.
3:03.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:09.408
Big Randy leaves something behind.
3:15.742
Absolute carnage.
3:19.742
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:24.192
The Coaster has it.
3:24.475
There is nothing left of it.
3:27.192
The Coaster takes it!
3:37.308
The Kidney is airborne!
3:49.375
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 21.642 The Coaster 21.642
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 38.075 The Coaster 16.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 59.017 The Coaster 20.942
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:21.608 The Coaster 22.591
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:45.608 Honey Mustard 23.109
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:10.325 Lil Nugget 20.492
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:32.975 The Coaster 22.650
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:59.575 Lil Nugget 24.158
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-12-3-3-15.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
159 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-7-9-2-9.
19.35
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
168 starts, 26 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-10-2-1-4.
3.83
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
162 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-4-1-7.
2.94
6
The Kidney The Beans
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-14-9-8-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
157 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 14-9-14-14-9.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-11-16-14-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
159 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-9-12-11-12.
89.24
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-16-14-10-8.
98.17
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
162 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-4-10-2-2.
59.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
155 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-3-7-1-5.
7.58
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
167 starts, 39 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-7-1-8-3.
6.75
4
Wide Load The Pucks
162 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 6-3-6-7-2.
6.71
3
The Coaster The Pucks
157 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-12-13-1-2.
74.28
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-15-16-15-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-13-14-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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