Derby · Season 7 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:27.192 | — | 14 | +13 | 33 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:38.383 | +11.19 | 10 | +8 | 40 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:39.892 | +12.70 | 9 | +6 | 39 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:42.067 | +14.88 | 13 | +9 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.567 | +16.38 | 4 | -1 | 18 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:46.550 | +19.36 | 2 | -4 | 23 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.392 | +20.20 | 3 | -4 | 19 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:48.450 | +21.26 | 12 | +4 | 40 | 12.3 |
| 9 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:50.142 | +22.95 | 11 | +2 | 41 | 11.4 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:00.292 | +33.10 | 5 | -5 | 27 | 10.8 |
| 11 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:03.000 | +35.81 | 8 | -3 | 26 | 10.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 22 | 10.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 11 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.9 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.317
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-7-2.
13.700
Wide Load is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-6.
19.492
That has come off.
24.017
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
28.217
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-7.
33.950
That was always going to happen.
38.725
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-7.
48.000
Up it goes.
52.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-3-15.
1:04.808
That has come off.
1:09.358
And it all goes wrong.
1:14.850
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.375
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:25.500
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:27.000
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:28.500
The Lieutenant has put Yolk out.
1:37.017
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:42.258
That has come off.
1:43.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:48.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:00.392
Look at the state of it.
2:04.625
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:14.592
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:20.325
You do not see that every day.
2:24.033
Floppy Joe is out, and The Coaster did it.
2:28.475
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:38.275
Up it goes.
2:44.200
Up it goes.
2:48.450
Up it goes.
2:59.575
This is the last of it.
3:03.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:09.408
Big Randy leaves something behind.
3:15.742
Absolute carnage.
3:19.742
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:24.192
The Coaster has it.
3:24.475
There is nothing left of it.
3:27.192
The Coaster takes it!
3:37.308
The Kidney is airborne!
3:49.375
Stripped to the shell.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 21.642 | The Coaster 21.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 38.075 | The Coaster 16.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 59.017 | The Coaster 20.942 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:21.608 | The Coaster 22.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:45.608 | Honey Mustard 23.109 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:10.325 | Lil Nugget 20.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:32.975 | The Coaster 22.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:59.575 | Lil Nugget 24.158 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-13-14-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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