Derby · Season 7 · Round 21
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:42.583 | — | 11 | +10 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:44.683 | +2.10 | 12 | +10 | 33 | 12.1 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:45.325 | +2.74 | 4 | +1 | 21 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:46.300 | +3.72 | 1 | -3 | 17 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.200 | +4.62 | 3 | -2 | 21 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:48.858 | +6.28 | 9 | +3 | 38 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:49.058 | +6.48 | 13 | +6 | 35 | 11.7 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:00.925 | +18.34 | 7 | -1 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 9 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 4:04.183 | +21.60 | 10 | +1 | 57 | 11.8 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 21 | 10.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 22 | 10.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 18 | 10.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 22 | 12.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 15 | 10.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 12.6 |
2.208
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-4-6-6-4.
9.000
Old Gristle goes to the front.
17.183
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-2.
25.092
Radiator is losing bits.
29.400
They felt that in the back row.
35.183
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-6-4.
37.050
Tender Greg is out, and The Lieutenant did it. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-6-4.
42.825
There is nothing left of it.
50.050
Look at Squish go. Recent finishes: 4-4-6-6-4.
55.042
And it all goes wrong.
59.575
Extraordinary scenes.
1:07.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:13.125
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
1:20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:24.567
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:31.200
That has come off.
1:32.700
Refried Ron is out, and The Kidney did it.
1:37.600
They will not want to see that again.
1:42.200
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:43.700
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:48.342
Radiator is out, and Crawlspace did it.
1:56.050
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:02.017
Look at the state of it.
2:06.950
And it all goes wrong.
2:12.192
That has come off.
2:17.692
You do not see that every day.
2:22.300
Look at the state of it.
2:23.800
Squish will not be back.
2:29.683
Up it goes.
2:43.058
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:51.300
That has come off.
2:52.800
The Kidney will not be back.
2:57.225
Old Gristle is losing bits.
3:01.792
There is nothing left of it.
3:09.075
Extraordinary scenes.
3:17.750
Oh, that is a big one.
3:20.808
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:24.192
One to go.
3:30.150
That has come off.
3:35.275
Old Gristle is losing bits.
3:39.583
The Lieutenant has it.
3:40.683
That has come off.
3:42.583
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:47.900
Up it goes.
3:53.192
That is a long way off the ground.
3:58.567
Crawlspace will not take much more.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 15.733 | Puck Yeah 15.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 35.267 | Tender Greg 17.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 52.900 | The Lieutenant 17.292 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:12.667 | Thick Rick 18.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:31.792 | Puck Yeah 16.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:50.367 | Long John 18.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:08.825 | The Lieutenant 17.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:28.475 | Tube Sock 18.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:45.908 | The Lieutenant 17.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:06.808 | Wide Load 18.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:24.192 | Thick Rick 16.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:42.583 | Thick Rick 14.908 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-16-13-14-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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