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Derby · Season 7 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:40.417 — 14 +13 20 10.4
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.050 +4.63 4 +2 6 9.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.075 +4.66 12 +9 33 10.6
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.625 +6.21 3 -1 4 9.9
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.083 +8.67 11 +6 34 10.4
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:58.975 +18.56 7 +1 14 10.0
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 6 9.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 17 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 13 9.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 9.8
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.217
They will not want to see that again.
11.133
Up it goes.
18.975
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 16-2-1-2-3.
24.967
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-11-8.
29.692
Stubbs is going nowhere.
34.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
40.050
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-3-1.
46.267
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-4-6.
51.333
Extraordinary scenes.
57.417
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-11-8.
1:05.825
Stripped to the shell.
1:10.050
Radiator is coming through.
1:13.700
That is Squish taking Tender Greg with them.
1:20.425
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:25.775
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:30.050
Radiator is going backwards.
1:35.067
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:36.567
And that is Radiator finished.
1:43.342
Absolute carnage.
1:50.417
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:00.008
The Coaster is airborne!
2:09.367
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.733
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:28.533
That is a long way off the ground.
2:48.975
That is a long way off the ground.
2:54.233
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:03.700
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:14.600
Chunk is airborne!
3:18.942
Absolute carnage.
3:23.783
Last lap.
3:31.867
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
3:36.175
There is nothing left of it.
3:37.417
Here comes The Coaster.
3:40.392
Up it goes.
3:41.892
The Coaster wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 16.117 The Lieutenant 16.117
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 35.000 Chunk 15.483
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 54.025 Big Randy 18.084
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:12.025 The Lieutenant 17.825
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:27.958 Chunk 15.933
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:48.242 The Coaster 18.892
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:10.292 The Coaster 18.242
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:28.433 The Coaster 17.908
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:44.800 The Coaster 15.675
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:03.683 The Lieutenant 18.042
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:23.783 Big Randy 18.350
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:40.417 The Coaster 16.634
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
167 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-15-6-2-7.
28.04
1
Big Randy The Noodles
161 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-5-5-7-9.
21.01
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
169 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-10-2-1.
1.74
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
140 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-4-12-8.
8.12
22
Butter Bean The Beans
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-4-10-10-11.
113.42
5
Refried Ron The Beans
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 14-14-10-15-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
149 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-7-11-8-10.
62.20
4
Radiator Basement Heat
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-11-16-14-9.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
156 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-8-5-8.
57.48
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
159 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-16-1-5-12.
119.33
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
137 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 15-1-9-12-5.
173.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
158 starts, 34 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-1-5-7-3.
3.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
155 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-13-16-16-11.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
157 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-12-13-1-2.
50.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
165 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-14-8-13-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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