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Derby · Season 7 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:52.867 — 14 +13 14 11.3
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.158 +5.29 12 +10 17 10.8
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:03.150 +10.28 13 +10 19 11.4
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:10.783 +17.92 11 +7 18 11.1
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:13.467 +20.60 9 +4 31 10.8
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:17.633 +24.77 10 +4 29 10.3
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:27.833 +34.97 3 -4 14 9.6
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:28.067 +35.20 4 -4 13 9.5
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:29.342 +36.48 7 -2 18 9.7
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -8 11 9.7
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 17 9.8
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 25 9.7
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 13 9.5
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 23 10.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 9 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 13 9.6
3.200
Tender Greg takes the lead.
8.817
There goes a piece of Custard.
13.800
The Coaster goes to the front.
18.442
Custard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-5-4.
23.150
Wide Load takes the lead.
28.017
Custard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-5-4.
33.558
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
39.558
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-7.
48.275
That was always going to happen.
53.608
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
58.375
Custard leaves something behind.
1:02.975
Lil Nugget leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-2-3.
1:07.925
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-16-7-4-7.
1:15.217
Look at the state of it.
1:20.942
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:25.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:32.517
Gravy is losing bits.
1:37.200
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:44.375
The Heel is losing bits.
1:48.033
That is Custard taking Tender Greg with them.
1:54.167
There is nothing left of it.
1:57.008
Floppy Joe has put Radiator out.
2:01.817
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:06.375
Look at the state of it.
2:10.642
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
2:15.017
Chunk is losing bits.
2:20.342
They will not want to see that again.
2:27.083
That has come off.
2:32.083
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:35.942
Last lap.
2:40.475
That has come off.
2:47.992
Look at the state of it.
2:49.492
Custard is out.
2:49.867
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
2:52.867
It is Wide Load!
2:58.875
That has come off.
3:09.342
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:15.458
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
3:21.042
Oh, that is a big one.
3:26.158
Floppy Joe is out, and The Kidney did it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Gravy 17.425 Gravy 17.425
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 33.200 Wide Load 14.567
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 48.658 Wide Load 15.458
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:05.108 Wide Load 16.450
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:23.442 Honey Mustard 16.091
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:42.025 Gravy 15.933
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:58.817 Gravy 16.550
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:16.008 The Coaster 16.150
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:35.942 Lil Nugget 17.617
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:52.867 Wide Load 16.925
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
159 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-2-3-8-9.
98.87
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-15-13-9-6.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
173 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-6-3-4-1.
3.68
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
140 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-4-12-8.
11.92
22
Butter Bean The Beans
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-4-10-10-11.
73.74
6
The Kidney The Beans
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-10-10-13-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-11-7-11-8.
66.58
4
Radiator Basement Heat
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-14-7-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
169 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-4-6-12-7.
15.15
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
159 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-3-12-8-1.
46.80
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
139 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 5-15-15-1-9.
112.83
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
173 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-2-11-10.
19.10
3
The Coaster The Pucks
159 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-3-4-12-13.
9.50
4
Wide Load The Pucks
169 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-4-1-6-7.
2.17
21
Custard The Soft Boys
153 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-6-11-10.
45.76
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-16-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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