Derby · Season 7 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:07.608 | — | 12 | +11 | 31 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:14.958 | +7.35 | 9 | +7 | 44 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.775 | +11.17 | 4 | +1 | 17 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:21.375 | +13.77 | 1 | -3 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.475 | +14.87 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 11.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -4 | 13 | 11.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +6 | 25 | 12.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 23 | 13.0 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 20 | 11.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 15 | 13.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 24 | 11.1 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 14 | 11.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 11 | 11.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 17 | 11.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 13 | 11.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 19 | 12.4 |
2.100
A new leader — Squish.
6.725
Squish leaves something behind.
10.992
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-8-1.
15.283
Custard is airborne! Recent finishes: 6-3-6-4-7.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-2-3.
24.350
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-2-3.
30.033
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-8-1.
34.667
Custard is losing bits.
39.067
Absolute carnage.
45.350
Extraordinary scenes.
49.800
Stripped to the shell.
54.708
Up it goes.
58.983
That has come off.
1:03.917
Custard is out.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:12.367
That is Honey Mustard taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:14.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:20.050
Look at The Kidney go.
1:21.550
That is Second Sock taking Pilot Light with them.
1:25.750
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:30.050
Absolute carnage.
1:31.592
That is Tube Sock taking Refried Ron with them.
1:35.392
Chunk is out.
1:39.825
Tube Sock has put Crawlspace out.
1:44.800
It is coming apart now.
1:47.875
Honey Mustard will not be back.
1:49.375
And that is The Kidney finished.
1:55.942
That has come off.
2:03.883
They felt that in the back row.
2:08.200
They felt that in the back row.
2:13.233
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:18.350
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
2:26.408
Up it goes.
2:32.867
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:39.917
Stubbs is airborne!
2:45.508
Extraordinary scenes.
2:51.150
Last lap.
3:01.967
Stubbs is airborne!
3:04.608
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:07.608
Old Gristle takes it!
3:09.108
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:14.883
There is nothing protecting Crooked Pete now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 15.375 | Honey Mustard 15.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 29.983 | Floppy Joe 14.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 44.067 | Slapper 13.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:00.325 | Custard 14.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:16.992 | Stubbs 15.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:31.625 | Slapper 14.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:47.892 | Old Gristle 14.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:02.267 | Old Gristle 13.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:16.708 | Slapper 14.216 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:32.633 | Old Gristle 15.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:51.150 | Stubbs 15.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:07.608 | Stubbs 15.125 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 10 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-16-15-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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