Derby · Season 7 · Round 34
Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:34.833 | — | 12 | +11 | 40 | 10.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:39.400 | +4.57 | 11 | +9 | 33 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:44.483 | +9.65 | 15 | +12 | 25 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.375 | +10.54 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 9.9 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.133 | +11.30 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 9.5 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:57.833 | +23.00 | 8 | +2 | 23 | 10.0 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -5 | 3 | 9.5 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 13 | 10.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 15 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | The Coaster FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 0 | 19.1 |
| — | Refried Ron FELL | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 0 | 1.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe FELL | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 0 | 1.4 |
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
10.375
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
16.500
Yolk takes the lead.
22.092
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-2-1.
28.692
There is nothing left of it.
34.600
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-5-8-3-4.
40.108
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 1-3-4-7-4.
46.350
Old Gristle takes the lead.
54.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-3-4-7-4.
59.867
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-3-4-7-4.
1:04.583
They will not want to see that again.
1:09.783
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
1:14.058
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:19.208
That is Gravy taking Yolk with them.
1:24.650
Old Gristle goes to the front.
1:31.650
Squish goes to the front.
1:36.650
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
1:42.408
Up it goes.
1:47.008
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:56.850
Squish goes to the front.
2:02.092
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:06.658
That is real damage.
2:11.992
Up it goes.
2:16.692
That was always going to happen.
2:25.850
Old Gristle goes to the front.
2:31.792
Radiator will not be back.
2:36.258
Up it goes.
2:42.633
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:51.883
Gravy is losing bits.
3:01.867
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:06.692
That is a long way off the ground.
3:11.475
There is nothing left of it.
3:16.025
This is the last of it.
3:25.925
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:30.317
Stopped, and in the way.
3:31.833
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:34.833
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:42.833
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:52.925
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:59.608
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 15.842 | Yolk 15.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 34.833 | Puck Yeah 17.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 55.050 | Gravy 17.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:13.350 | Squish 17.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:31.925 | Old Gristle 17.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:49.717 | Old Gristle 17.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 2:09.275 | Gravy 17.716 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:28.100 | Old Gristle 17.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:44.075 | Old Gristle 15.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:57.317 | Old Gristle 13.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:16.025 | Gravy 17.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:34.833 | Gravy 17.442 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.
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