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Derby · Season 7 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:29.300 — 3 +2 1 10.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.533 +0.23 4 +2 3 10.7
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.617 +1.32 1 -2 2 10.3
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:31.250 +1.95 9 +5 34 12.3
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.183 +2.88 2 -3 6 10.6
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.683 +3.38 11 +5 28 11.9
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:33.050 +3.75 13 +6 31 12.1
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:38.100 +8.80 15 +7 19 11.3
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:44.367 +15.07 7 -2 6 10.6
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:46.017 +16.72 10 0 27 11.5
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:46.600 +17.30 8 -3 7 10.4
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:48.333 +19.03 6 -6 6 10.5
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:48.433 +19.13 5 -8 10 10.4
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 22 11.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 18 11.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.7
3.542
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
25.600
Old Gristle goes to the front. Career record: 55 wins from 234, average finish 4.1.
29.867
That has come off.
36.950
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 7-1-3-4-7.
48.242
Oh, that is a big one.
53.933
There is nothing left of it.
58.158
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.008
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-6-7.
1:10.950
Puck Yeah goes to the front. Career record: 114 wins from 233, average finish 3.3.
1:15.283
Yolk has nothing left on it.
1:20.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-7-5-3-2.
1:25.683
Radiator is losing bits.
1:28.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:32.967
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:40.050
Look at Pilot Light go.
1:46.800
Up it goes.
1:52.283
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:59.117
Radiator leaves something behind.
2:05.083
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:12.450
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:20.817
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:32.150
There is nothing left of it.
2:36.600
And it all goes wrong.
2:41.658
Up it goes.
2:43.158
That is The Heel taking Gravy with them.
2:47.442
That was always going to happen.
3:01.850
That is a long way off the ground.
3:03.383
Last lap.
3:08.125
Look at the state of it.
3:12.900
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
3:18.567
That is a long way off the ground.
3:23.383
That is a long way off the ground.
3:26.300
The Heel has it.
3:27.800
And it all goes wrong.
3:29.300
The Heel wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 25.533 Old Gristle 25.533
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 51.408 Tube Sock 25.292
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 1:17.508 Puck Yeah 25.708
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:44.317 The Coaster 25.375
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:09.617 Puck Yeah 25.300
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:36.700 Stubbs 24.791
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:03.383 Stubbs 24.692
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:29.300 The Coaster 25.083
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 20 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
176 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 11-2-15-4-2.
8.67
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
160 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-13-2-3-8.
45.97
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
145 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 14-1-6-2-4.
7.99
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
165 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-7-5-4-4.
2.58
6
The Kidney The Beans
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-11-5-11-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-16-16-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-14-9-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-14-16-15-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
164 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-8-1-14-13.
23.86
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
169 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-4-6-12-7.
25.31
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
173 starts, 40 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 3-8-2-8-1.
3.64
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
176 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-5-14-12-4.
17.69
3
The Coaster The Pucks
162 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-1-10-1-3.
18.39
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 9-15-11-11-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-13-8-6-6.
60.60
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-16-15-15-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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