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Derby · Season 7 · Round 37

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.833 — 4 +3 64 10.5
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.258 +1.43 3 +1 59 10.7
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.983 +3.15 1 -2 59 10.7
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:51.525 +5.69 6 +2 57 10.8
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +5 48 11.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +8 33 11.9
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +5 29 11.8
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +1 42 11.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 24 11.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +3 21 10.7
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 30 10.4
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 20 11.1
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 22 9.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -12 12 10.1
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 13 10.2
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 3 6.5
1.850
You do not see that every day.
6.450
Crawlspace is airborne!
10.742
Gravy is airborne!
15.583
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-5-6.
20.050
Stubbs is losing places.
24.858
There goes a piece of Chunk.
29.233
There is nothing left of it.
30.733
Radiator is out, and Butter Bean did it. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-5-1.
32.233
Lil Nugget has put Floppy Joe out.
36.717
Up it goes.
41.317
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-4-1-11-1.
45.633
Slapper is airborne!
50.967
There is nothing left of it.
55.458
That is real damage. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-6-5.
56.958
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Tube Sock did it. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-6-5.
1:01.342
They will not want to see that again.
1:06.450
There is nothing left of it.
1:12.067
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:14.400
Stubbs has put Squish out.
1:19.075
Crawlspace will not take much more.
1:20.575
That is Long John taking Crawlspace with them.
1:28.125
Up it goes.
1:34.767
That has come off.
1:40.508
Chunk will not take much more.
1:45.525
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:47.025
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:50.433
Chunk will not be back.
1:54.858
Stubbs is airborne!
2:02.092
Up it goes.
2:08.667
There goes a piece of Long John.
2:10.808
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:12.308
Gravy will not be back.
2:17.358
Absolute carnage.
2:24.450
Slapper takes the lead.
2:28.017
Slapper will not be back.
2:34.242
There goes a piece of Tube Sock.
2:41.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:53.908
That has come off.
3:11.742
This is the last of it.
3:14.600
Stubbs is out, and Custard did it.
3:23.333
There goes a piece of Tube Sock.
3:42.833
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:45.833
Tube Sock wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 21.950 Gravy 21.950
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 43.400 Puck Yeah 20.425
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:04.608 Gravy 21.208
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:28.675 Chunk 21.959
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:49.025 Gravy 20.350
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:26.808 Slapper 22.300
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:50.733 Tube Sock 23.909
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:11.742 Stubbs 21.009
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:45.833 Tube Sock 24.566
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 0/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
177 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-11-2-15-4.
6.98
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
161 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-9-13-2-3.
166.87
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
178 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-4-4-6-1.
2.62
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
165 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-7-5-4-4.
2.65
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-12-13-11-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-5-9-13-10.
40.64
4
Radiator Basement Heat
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-16-14-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
155 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-10-6-9-7.
71.63
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
166 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-11-7-7-9.
49.02
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
164 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-8-1-14-13.
16.87
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
143 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 4-8-15-5-5.
153.78
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
178 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-9-5-5-14.
14.13
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 9-15-11-11-13.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-8-13-2-2.
48.19
2
Squish The Soft Boys
165 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 5-11-10-8-12.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
157 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-6-10-13-8.
100.43

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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