Derby · Season 7 · Round 39
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:45.075 | — | 14 | +13 | 16 | 11.6 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:56.175 | +11.10 | 12 | +10 | 21 | 10.8 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:56.925 | +11.85 | 11 | +8 | 15 | 11.5 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:06.292 | +21.22 | 10 | +6 | 25 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:13.167 | +28.09 | 9 | +4 | 31 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish RUNNING | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +9 | 19 | 10.4 |
| — | The Heel RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 10 | 9.5 |
| — | Second Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -5 | 13 | 9.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 16 | 9.6 |
| — | Big Randy RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 7 | 9.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 15 | 9.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 24 | 10.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 19 | 10.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 9.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 9.5 |
2.950
Custard takes the lead.
7.892
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-2.
12.350
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 105 wins from 228, average finish 3.4.
19.250
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
27.433
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 8-12-5-5-8.
31.842
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
37.208
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-14-1-1.
42.317
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 14-8-8-4-6.
49.325
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
54.425
There is nothing left of it.
59.767
Slapper is airborne!
1:05.783
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
1:15.242
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:21.425
That is a long way off the ground.
1:26.550
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:31.458
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:36.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:41.325
And it all goes wrong.
1:46.125
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:50.383
Stripped to the shell.
1:56.400
And it all goes wrong.
2:01.808
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
2:05.825
Radiator is out.
2:08.158
Second Sock has put Puck Yeah out.
2:09.658
That is Refried Ron taking Pilot Light with them.
2:17.400
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:26.292
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:28.550
This is the last of it.
2:33.883
Custard leaves something behind.
2:40.642
Up it goes.
2:42.075
Slapper is coming to the flag.
2:45.075
It is Slapper!
2:49.875
Absolute carnage.
2:51.375
That is Refried Ron taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:56.500
You do not see that every day.
3:04.242
Custard will not be back.
3:09.242
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
3:12.350
Refried Ron is out, and Old Gristle did it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Lieutenant | 17.933 | The Lieutenant 17.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 33.933 | Slapper 15.991 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 48.783 | Slapper 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:03.442 | Slapper 14.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:21.633 | Puck Yeah 16.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:38.817 | Slapper 17.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:54.708 | Slapper 15.891 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:12.908 | Old Gristle 14.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:28.550 | Slapper 15.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:45.075 | The Lieutenant 16.000 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-12-13-11-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-14-14-16-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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