Derby · Season 7 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:36.708 | — | 12 | +11 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:38.042 | +1.33 | 9 | +7 | 34 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:40.000 | +3.29 | 14 | +11 | 25 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:49.042 | +12.33 | 3 | -1 | 23 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:49.533 | +12.83 | 10 | +5 | 40 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:01.708 | +25.00 | 6 | 0 | 27 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 20 | 10.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +7 | 18 | 11.3 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 22 | 10.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 14 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 24 | 12.2 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -2 | 20 | 12.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 14 | 10.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.6 |
3.992
Up it goes.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
15.533
Up it goes.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-1-11.
25.150
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
30.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-5-8.
35.650
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-12.
39.992
The Lieutenant is airborne!
46.775
Stripped to the shell.
51.792
That is real damage.
58.308
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-2-7.
1:01.358
Yolk is out.
1:05.875
That is a long way off the ground.
1:11.558
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
1:17.533
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:25.000
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
1:29.700
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:33.967
There is nothing left of it.
1:35.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:40.050
Absolute carnage.
1:45.642
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:50.258
That is a long way off the ground.
1:51.758
Refried Ron is out.
1:56.025
The Heel is losing bits.
2:01.033
That is real damage.
2:06.033
That was always going to happen.
2:10.642
It is coming apart now.
2:12.300
Puck Yeah is out.
2:13.925
Gravy is out.
2:18.233
It is coming apart now.
2:19.733
Floppy Joe has put Crooked Pete out.
2:27.908
They will not want to see that again.
2:31.958
Floppy Joe is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:38.458
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
2:47.075
That was always going to happen.
2:51.233
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:57.467
Stripped to the shell.
3:05.975
Squish is out.
3:11.617
One to go.
3:22.783
Up it goes.
3:27.533
Second Sock is losing bits.
3:31.942
That is a long way off the ground.
3:33.708
The Lieutenant has it.
3:34.317
The Heel is out.
3:36.708
It is The Lieutenant!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 21.450 | Yolk 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 46.975 | Stubbs 21.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:10.358 | Wide Load 22.116 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:35.133 | Thick Rick 21.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:57.058 | The Lieutenant 20.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:22.300 | Stubbs 18.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:47.633 | Thick Rick 21.959 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:11.617 | Wide Load 23.050 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-15-14-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
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15m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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