Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:23.167 7 +6 30 14.8
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:23.167 7 +6 30 14.8
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:23.167 7 +6 30 14.8
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:23.167 7 +6 30 14.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:42.650 +79.48 1 -1 34 14.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:42.650 +79.48 1 -1 34 14.4
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:42.650 +79.48 1 -1 34 14.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:42.650 +79.48 1 -1 34 14.4
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:44.661 +81.49 2 -1 29 12.5
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:44.661 +81.49 2 -1 29 12.5
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:44.661 +81.49 2 -1 29 12.5
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:44.661 +81.49 2 -1 29 12.5
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.517 +83.35 5 +1 35 15.7
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.517 +83.35 5 +1 35 15.7
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.517 +83.35 5 +1 35 15.7
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:46.517 +83.35 5 +1 35 15.7
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:48.167 +85.00 4 -1 42 12.4
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:48.167 +85.00 4 -1 42 12.4
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:48.167 +85.00 4 -1 42 12.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:48.167 +85.00 4 -1 42 12.4
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:57.117 +93.95 3 -3 13 21.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:57.117 +93.95 3 -3 13 21.5
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:57.117 +93.95 3 -3 13 21.5
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:57.117 +93.95 3 -3 13 21.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:36.083 +132.92 8 +1 11 21.7
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:36.083 +132.92 8 +1 11 21.7
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:36.083 +132.92 8 +1 11 21.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:36.083 +132.92 8 +1 11 21.7
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:47.139 +143.97 6 -2 38 13.2
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:47.139 +143.97 6 -2 38 13.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:47.139 +143.97 6 -2 38 13.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:47.139 +143.97 6 -2 38 13.2
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 24.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Long John cannot hold position.
11.567
They will not want to see that again.
15.317
The Coaster gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-1.
19.172
And Refried Ron takes flight.
22.578
Heavy contact for Radiator.
26.283
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
30.328
Custard takes a knock.
37.000
Long John hits the front. Career record: 0 wins from 371, average finish 7.1.
46.122
That is a big one for Long John.
52.156
Custard finds trouble. Averaging 21.3 contacts an event coming in.
57.961
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:12.033
Look at that.
1:15.489
Second Sock gets air.
1:19.850
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:23.622
The Coaster is airborne.
1:28.028
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:34.517
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:38.550
The Coaster is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-1.
1:42.861
Extraordinary scenes.
1:46.872
The Coaster has it.
1:49.872
It is The Coaster!
1:54.778
Lil Nugget is airborne.
1:59.806
They will not want to see that again.
2:07.017
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Gravy 1.950 Gravy 1.950
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 5.056 Refried Ron 3.094
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 7.750 Lil Nugget 2.444
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 10.778 Lil Nugget 2.222
The Drops Metal Gravy 13.461 Lil Nugget 1.450
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 16.050 Lil Nugget 1.523
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 17.400 The Coaster 1.217
The Drops Metal Gravy 18.678 The Coaster 1.083
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 20.850 Lil Nugget 1.395
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Second Sock 23.900 Custard 1.817
The Washboard Metal Gravy 26.000 Gravy 1.833
Slick Floor Slick Lil Nugget 28.294 Lil Nugget 1.922
S-Bend Smooth Lil Nugget 35.200 Second Sock 4.356
Tight Curve Smooth Long John 37.700 Long John 2.011
The Funnel Smooth Long John 40.450 Radiator 2.500
Narrow Pipe Metal Long John 43.061 The Coaster 2.016
The Gauntlet Smooth Long John 45.300 The Coaster 2.028
The Hairpin Smooth Long John 50.217 The Coaster 3.561
Split Route Smooth Long John 52.244 The Coaster 1.706
The Spiral Metal Long John 54.700 Lil Nugget 2.067
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Long John 1:09.672 The Coaster 14.394
Rotating Drum Metal Long John 1:11.139 The Coaster 1.333
Narrow Pipe Metal Long John 1:12.772 The Coaster 1.334
The Drops Metal Long John 1:14.289 The Coaster 1.205
Bounce Pads Smooth Long John 1:17.383 The Coaster 1.700
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:19.594 The Coaster 2.061
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:21.094 The Coaster 1.500
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:23.233 The Coaster 2.139
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:25.956 The Coaster 2.723
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:29.461 The Coaster 3.505
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:31.589 The Coaster 2.128
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 1:34.039 The Coaster 2.450
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 1:35.900 The Coaster 1.861
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:38.256 The Coaster 2.356
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:40.389 Lil Nugget 2.022
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 1:42.478 The Coaster 2.089
The Kicker Metal The Coaster 1:43.389 The Coaster 0.911
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 1:45.739 The Coaster 2.350
Final Sprint Metal The Coaster 1:48.061 The Coaster 2.322
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:49.011 The Coaster 0.950
Exit Gate Metal The Coaster 1:49.872 The Coaster 0.861
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 0/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
366 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-8-7-9-5.
157.44
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
372 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-7-6-10.
138.16
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
364 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-5-8-6-7.
193.06
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
334 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-14-6-7.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
358 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-7-8-11.
155.51
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
358 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-16-8-5.
137.14
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
363 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-12-7-8.
105.18
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
357 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-4-8-3-6.
76.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
366 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-6-15-3-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
353 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-13-3-5.
142.12
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
356 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-6-5-7-8.
126.52
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
361 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-5-5-8.
95.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
352 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-7-6-4-7.
97.20
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
364 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-9-8-6-2.
91.42
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
358 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-3-11-8-6.
82.45
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
362 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-3-7-6-8.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
365 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 11-7-10-1-3.
24.80
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
369 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-3-7-1-3.
22.55
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
355 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-7-3-1-14.
18.73
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
347 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-1-3-16-3.
19.24
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
339 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-3-3-2.
10.13
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
361 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-15-2-2.
11.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
367 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-5-2-4.
8.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
369 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-1-2-5-2.
16.75
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
360 starts, 185 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 4-2-1-4-2.
9.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 164 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-2-2-1-13.
13.03
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
362 starts, 185 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-1-10-6-1.
11.54
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
370 starts, 197 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-2-2-1-4.
8.88
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
368 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-4-4-8-4.
34.81
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
342 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-4-2-7.
47.90
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
357 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 12-5-4-5-4.
53.44
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
369 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 16-5-6-4-4.
87.94

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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