· Season 13 · Round 43
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:23.167 | — | 7 | +6 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:23.167 | — | 7 | +6 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:23.167 | — | 7 | +6 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:23.167 | — | 7 | +6 | 30 | 14.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:42.650 | +79.48 | 1 | -1 | 34 | 14.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:42.650 | +79.48 | 1 | -1 | 34 | 14.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:42.650 | +79.48 | 1 | -1 | 34 | 14.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:42.650 | +79.48 | 1 | -1 | 34 | 14.4 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:44.661 | +81.49 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:44.661 | +81.49 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:44.661 | +81.49 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:44.661 | +81.49 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:46.517 | +83.35 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 15.7 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:46.517 | +83.35 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 15.7 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:46.517 | +83.35 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 15.7 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:46.517 | +83.35 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 15.7 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:48.167 | +85.00 | 4 | -1 | 42 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:48.167 | +85.00 | 4 | -1 | 42 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:48.167 | +85.00 | 4 | -1 | 42 | 12.4 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:48.167 | +85.00 | 4 | -1 | 42 | 12.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:57.117 | +93.95 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 21.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:57.117 | +93.95 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 21.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:57.117 | +93.95 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 21.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:57.117 | +93.95 | 3 | -3 | 13 | 21.5 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:36.083 | +132.92 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 21.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:36.083 | +132.92 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 21.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:36.083 | +132.92 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 21.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:36.083 | +132.92 | 8 | +1 | 11 | 21.7 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:47.139 | +143.97 | 6 | -2 | 38 | 13.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:47.139 | +143.97 | 6 | -2 | 38 | 13.2 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:47.139 | +143.97 | 6 | -2 | 38 | 13.2 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:47.139 | +143.97 | 6 | -2 | 38 | 13.2 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 24.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Long John cannot hold position.
11.567
They will not want to see that again.
15.317
The Coaster gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-1.
19.172
And Refried Ron takes flight.
22.578
Heavy contact for Radiator.
26.283
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
30.328
Custard takes a knock.
37.000
Long John hits the front. Career record: 0 wins from 371, average finish 7.1.
46.122
That is a big one for Long John.
52.156
Custard finds trouble. Averaging 21.3 contacts an event coming in.
57.961
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:12.033
Look at that.
1:15.489
Second Sock gets air.
1:19.850
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:23.622
The Coaster is airborne.
1:28.028
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:34.517
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:38.550
The Coaster is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-1.
1:42.861
Extraordinary scenes.
1:46.872
The Coaster has it.
1:49.872
It is The Coaster!
1:54.778
Lil Nugget is airborne.
1:59.806
They will not want to see that again.
2:07.017
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Gravy | 1.950 | Gravy 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 5.056 | Refried Ron 3.094 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 7.750 | Lil Nugget 2.444 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 10.778 | Lil Nugget 2.222 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 13.461 | Lil Nugget 1.450 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 16.050 | Lil Nugget 1.523 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 17.400 | The Coaster 1.217 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 18.678 | The Coaster 1.083 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 20.850 | Lil Nugget 1.395 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Second Sock | 23.900 | Custard 1.817 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Gravy | 26.000 | Gravy 1.833 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Lil Nugget | 28.294 | Lil Nugget 1.922 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 35.200 | Second Sock 4.356 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Long John | 37.700 | Long John 2.011 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Long John | 40.450 | Radiator 2.500 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Long John | 43.061 | The Coaster 2.016 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Long John | 45.300 | The Coaster 2.028 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Long John | 50.217 | The Coaster 3.561 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Long John | 52.244 | The Coaster 1.706 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Long John | 54.700 | Lil Nugget 2.067 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Long John | 1:09.672 | The Coaster 14.394 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Long John | 1:11.139 | The Coaster 1.333 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Long John | 1:12.772 | The Coaster 1.334 |
| The Drops | Metal | Long John | 1:14.289 | The Coaster 1.205 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Long John | 1:17.383 | The Coaster 1.700 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:19.594 | The Coaster 2.061 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:21.094 | The Coaster 1.500 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:23.233 | The Coaster 2.139 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:25.956 | The Coaster 2.723 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:29.461 | The Coaster 3.505 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:31.589 | The Coaster 2.128 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:34.039 | The Coaster 2.450 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:35.900 | The Coaster 1.861 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:38.256 | The Coaster 2.356 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:40.389 | Lil Nugget 2.022 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:42.478 | The Coaster 2.089 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:43.389 | The Coaster 0.911 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:45.739 | The Coaster 2.350 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:48.061 | The Coaster 2.322 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:49.011 | The Coaster 0.950 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:49.872 | The Coaster 0.861 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
366 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-8-7-9-5.
157.44
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
372 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-7-6-10.
138.16
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
364 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-5-8-6-7.
193.06
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
334 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-14-6-7.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
358 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-7-8-11.
155.51
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
358 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-16-8-5.
137.14
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
363 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-12-7-8.
105.18
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
357 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-4-8-3-6.
76.65
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
366 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-6-15-3-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
353 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-13-3-5.
142.12
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
356 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-6-5-7-8.
126.52
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
352 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-7-6-4-7.
97.20
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
364 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-9-8-6-2.
91.42
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
358 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-3-11-8-6.
82.45
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
362 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-3-7-6-8.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
365 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 11-7-10-1-3.
24.80
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
369 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-3-7-1-3.
22.55
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
355 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-7-3-1-14.
18.73
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
361 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-15-2-2.
11.15
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
369 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-1-2-5-2.
16.75
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
360 starts, 185 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 4-2-1-4-2.
9.52
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 164 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-2-2-1-13.
13.03
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
362 starts, 185 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-1-10-6-1.
11.54
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
370 starts, 197 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-2-2-1-4.
8.88
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
368 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-4-4-8-4.
34.81
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
342 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-4-2-7.
47.90
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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