Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 7 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Lieutenant finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.850 3 +2 18 11.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:16.883 +1.03 12 +10 31 11.6
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.258 +1.41 4 +1 22 11.1
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +7 30 11.9
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +11 27 11.2
Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 0 19 11.0
Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 9 +2 21 11.1
Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 +2 23 11.2
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +5 26 11.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -9 12 10.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 11 10.4
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -7 12 10.2
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 12 10.6
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.5
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 0 11 11.0
Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks 13 -3 6 9.6
2.583
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-7-16-3-2.
10.050
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-1-5-3-3.
14.717
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-13-8-7-6.
20.017
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-7-16-3-2.
25.125
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-3-3-1-2.
29.425
Tender Greg is in trouble.
34.008
That has come off.
40.050
Second Sock is on the move.
41.550
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out.
50.050
They felt that in the back row.
54.633
Look at the state of it.
59.192
Tube Sock has put Radiator out.
1:06.167
Up it goes.
1:10.375
Oh, that is a big one.
1:14.650
Gravy is losing bits.
1:20.050
The Lieutenant is losing places.
1:24.383
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:25.883
Crooked Pete has put Refried Ron out.
1:27.383
Pilot Light is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:28.883
That is Crooked Pete taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:38.592
They felt that in the back row.
1:42.342
Crooked Pete is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:46.733
Absolute carnage.
1:48.233
Butter Bean has put Slapper out.
1:52.567
That has come off.
1:59.100
Second Sock goes to the front.
2:04.325
Thick Rick is going nowhere.
2:09.058
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:15.983
Absolute carnage.
2:20.692
That has come off.
2:32.900
Second Sock goes to the front.
2:38.675
Oh, that is a big one.
2:48.433
This is the last of it.
2:52.900
Second Sock goes to the front.
2:54.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:56.217
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:03.542
That was always going to happen.
3:12.850
Here comes Second Sock.
3:15.850
It is Second Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 23.967 The Lieutenant 23.967
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 53.817 Second Sock 26.291
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:23.242 Gravy 26.400
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:51.508 Butter Bean 26.475
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:19.808 Second Sock 26.166
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:48.433 Gravy 26.400
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:15.850 The Lieutenant 27.408
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 18 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
157 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-16-14-10-1.
165.04
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
166 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-6-11-12-13.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
183 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-1-5-5.
2.20
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
167 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-5-5-7-5.
3.55
5
Refried Ron The Beans
172 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-12-16-16-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-2-8-12-5.
77.78
4
Radiator Basement Heat
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 8-15-15-16-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-15-14-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
174 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-6-3-5.
31.37
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-12-2-6-9.
34.28
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
181 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-13-13-2-9.
51.69
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
167 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-1-14-1.
8.60
4
Wide Load The Pucks
177 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-1-7-1-6.
6.18
8
Slapper The Pucks
164 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-15-1-8-8.
82.38
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-13-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
161 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-7-4-11-14.
97.04

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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