Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 7 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.392 11 +10 46 10.6
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.217 +5.83 3 +1 5 9.8
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.617 +6.23 15 +12 24 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.100 +6.71 4 0 5 9.9
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:57.608 +17.22 8 +3 23 9.9
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:57.733 +17.34 12 +6 35 10.4
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.933 +18.54 7 0 14 9.9
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:17.808 +37.42 2 -6 9 9.8
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +5 27 10.7
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 12 10.3
Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks 13 +2 0 19.3
Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 0 19.2
Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans 5 -8 0 19.3
Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 0 1.1
Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles 1 -14 0 19.2
Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -10 0 1.6
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 65 non-finishes in 244 career starts.
11.742
That is a long way off the ground.
16.208
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
20.450
Gravy goes to the front.
25.100
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
30.050
Absolute carnage.
34.392
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-6-4.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go. Recent finishes: 7-12-7-6-7.
46.158
Slapper is airborne!
50.675
They felt that in the back row.
55.600
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:03.392
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
1:09.808
Oh, that is a big one.
1:15.083
Refried Ron is going nowhere. That is 67 non-finishes in 228 career starts.
1:19.858
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-4-5.
1:27.808
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:32.092
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:37.308
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
1:45.908
Up it goes.
1:52.217
It is coming apart now.
1:59.858
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:06.108
Tender Greg is airborne!
2:07.608
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:15.075
You do not see that every day.
2:20.742
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:25.550
Gravy goes to the front.
2:30.933
It is coming apart now.
2:39.383
Slapper is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
2:48.442
Refried Ron has stalled.
2:54.058
Oh, that is a big one.
3:00.325
They will not want to see that again.
3:17.575
Refried Ron has stalled.
3:24.333
This is the last of it.
3:30.592
Look at the state of it.
3:37.392
Gravy has it.
3:40.392
Gravy takes it!
3:46.183
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
3:58.600
Look at the state of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 15.067 Old Gristle 15.067
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 32.775 Gravy 16.892
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 50.617 Slapper 15.300
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:08.900 Slapper 18.017
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:26.800 Slapper 17.900
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:47.217 Old Gristle 18.234
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:06.475 Gravy 18.267
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:25.525 Gravy 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:44.367 Crooked Pete 18.533
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:05.708 Crooked Pete 18.375
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:24.333 Crooked Pete 18.492
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:40.392 Gravy 16.059
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
167 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-15-6-11-12.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
158 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-4-16-14-10.
171.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
172 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-4-2-3-3.
2.66
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
184 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-5-3-1-5.
3.26
22
Butter Bean The Beans
166 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-16-2-8-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-12-16-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-12-5-3-11.
35.00
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
160 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-11-6-9-9.
67.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
176 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-10-14-8-6.
124.37
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-12-2-6-9.
96.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
182 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-2-13-13-2.
37.19
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
181 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-6-1-1-9.
4.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks
177 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-1-7-1-6.
8.99
8
Slapper The Pucks
164 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-15-1-8-8.
70.96
21
Custard The Soft Boys
163 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-8-16-7-4.
49.42
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-13-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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