Derby · Season 7 · Round 46
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win
Crooked Pete took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:20.258 | — | 2 | +1 | 10 | 10.7 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.175 | +0.92 | 4 | +2 | 14 | 10.7 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.208 | +1.95 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:23.883 | +3.63 | 1 | -3 | 10 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:25.492 | +5.23 | 14 | +9 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:30.325 | +10.07 | 11 | +5 | 35 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:31.825 | +11.57 | 6 | -1 | 28 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.858 | +11.60 | 9 | +1 | 51 | 11.7 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:34.050 | +13.79 | 8 | -1 | 21 | 10.2 |
| 10 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:40.525 | +20.27 | 10 | 0 | 36 | 12.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 24 | 11.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 33 | 11.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 15 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 10 | 11.7 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.2 |
3.558
They felt that in the back row.
7.850
They felt that in the back row.
12.408
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 9-5-11-2-3.
16.958
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-4-3-6-4.
21.625
That has come off.
26.350
There goes a piece of Yolk.
31.900
That has come off.
40.050
Look at Refried Ron go. Recent finishes: 12-6-14-5-14.
45.875
Thick Rick is losing bits.
50.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-6-4-8-6.
54.083
That is Puck Yeah taking Yolk with them. Recent finishes: 16-3-4-4-8.
58.500
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.750
Tender Greg takes the lead.
1:09.050
Tender Greg will not take much more.
1:10.550
Tender Greg is out.
1:15.200
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:19.950
Wide Load takes the lead.
1:24.317
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:29.108
Wide Load is airborne!
1:33.758
Up it goes.
1:38.150
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:44.100
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:49.233
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:54.983
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:59.692
Up it goes.
2:04.592
Look at the state of it.
2:09.300
You do not see that every day.
2:15.692
Wide Load is airborne!
2:20.133
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.375
There is nothing left of it.
2:30.992
That is real damage.
2:33.692
The Unit has put Radiator out.
2:35.567
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:41.408
That is a long way off the ground.
2:45.883
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.967
Gravy is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:55.542
That is real damage.
2:58.033
Last lap.
3:08.117
That has come off.
3:12.450
Crooked Pete takes the lead.
3:17.258
Crooked Pete is coming to the flag.
3:20.258
Crooked Pete wins the derby.
3:22.117
Puck Yeah will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 21.075 | Thick Rick 21.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 42.683 | Thick Rick 21.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 1:05.425 | Gravy 19.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:29.700 | Wide Load 20.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:51.158 | Wide Load 21.366 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:13.192 | Stubbs 19.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:35.183 | Gravy 18.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:58.033 | Stubbs 20.342 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 3:20.258 | Crooked Pete 21.641 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-13-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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