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Derby · Season 7 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.825 — 11 +10 24 11.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.083 +2.26 14 +12 25 11.5
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:29.800 +3.98 2 -1 4 10.5
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:30.850 +5.03 13 +9 34 10.9
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.492 +5.67 4 -1 5 10.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:32.875 +7.05 1 -5 2 10.6
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.308 +7.48 12 +5 21 11.7
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:33.850 +8.03 3 -5 2 10.6
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:34.733 +8.91 9 0 29 11.8
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:34.775 +8.95 16 +6 25 11.7
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.667 +11.84 10 -1 24 11.9
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:43.875 +18.05 8 -4 10 10.3
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.458 +19.63 7 -6 8 10.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:46.183 +20.36 6 -8 10 9.8
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:47.450 +21.63 5 -10 9 10.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 10.9
3.600
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 215, average finish 5.5.
8.800
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 57 wins from 205, average finish 3.9.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
24.650
A new leader — Thick Rick.
29.725
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-2-5-3-2.
34.250
Yolk is losing bits.
50.050
Honey Mustard is going backwards.
55.192
That was always going to happen.
1:00.408
That has come off.
1:07.350
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:17.550
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:22.758
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.500
Old Gristle goes to the front.
1:45.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:46.617
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 4-3-6-4-3.
1:50.883
Up it goes.
1:57.208
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-14-7-6-8.
2:05.542
That has come off.
2:10.050
It is unravelling for Tube Sock.
2:14.958
Up it goes.
2:20.050
Absolute carnage.
2:24.817
Extraordinary scenes.
2:34.758
Up it goes.
2:39.350
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:44.467
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:50.050
The Lieutenant is losing places.
3:00.050
You do not see that every day.
3:01.550
Last lap.
3:08.300
Oh, that is a big one.
3:12.583
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
3:17.250
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:22.825
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:25.825
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:34.733
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Thick Rick 24.733 Thick Rick 24.733
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 49.950 Old Gristle 23.900
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:17.300 Slapper 25.459
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:43.208 Old Gristle 24.841
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.292 Old Gristle 25.084
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:32.975 Honey Mustard 23.600
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:00.858 Wide Load 24.667
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:25.825 Slapper 23.583
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
140 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-4-7-11-9.
51.35
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
146 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-11-5-11-8.
98.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
130 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-2-6-6-13.
9.10
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
148 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-5-5-7-1.
2.91
5
Refried Ron The Beans
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 7-10-15-15-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 15-10-5-16-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-15-8-13-6.
73.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
152 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-1-14-6-1.
41.41
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-9-5-12-3.
42.12
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
156 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-5-2-4-2.
7.59
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
145 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-2-3-12.
4.44
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-6-9-12-11.
113.75
4
Wide Load The Pucks
153 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-4-7-2-9.
4.64
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 11-16-10-16-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
144 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-12-11-11.
84.78

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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