Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 7 · Round 6

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Honey Mustard finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.425 3 +2 9 10.4
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:21.950 +3.53 10 +8 37 12.0
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:22.283 +3.86 4 +1 13 10.6
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:23.900 +5.48 2 -2 16 10.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.125 +5.70 12 +7 42 11.6
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:28.333 +9.91 6 0 26 10.9
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:33.150 +14.73 7 0 18 10.3
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:38.508 +20.08 9 +1 47 11.4
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -8 13 10.4
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -5 12 10.3
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 0 23 12.3
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -4 12 10.3
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 0 21 11.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 11 11.4
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 0 12 10.8
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -2 13 12.3
3.600
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 103 wins from 214, average finish 3.3.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
14.600
Gravy goes to the front.
20.050
Butter Bean is coming through.
24.592
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
29.425
Up it goes.
34.325
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-7-4-5-11.
40.050
Honey Mustard is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-2-2.
44.550
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-2-2.
50.050
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-16-13.
54.250
Wrecked, and out of the race.
58.775
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:04.067
Look at the state of it.
1:08.917
Thick Rick has put Yolk out.
1:13.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:18.267
That has come off.
1:23.050
That has come off.
1:29.525
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:31.325
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:37.883
Slapper has nothing left on it.
1:42.342
Slapper is in trouble.
1:49.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:54.283
Up it goes.
1:57.667
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:02.233
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:03.733
Gravy will not be back.
2:14.008
That was always going to happen.
2:18.767
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
2:26.425
Absolute carnage.
2:33.492
Refried Ron is in trouble.
2:38.450
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:43.792
There is nothing left of it.
2:45.292
Refried Ron is out.
2:51.550
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
2:57.250
Last lap.
2:58.750
Crooked Pete will not be back.
3:05.125
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:12.950
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:15.425
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:18.425
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:29.383
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 17.783 Gravy 17.783
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 40.400 The Lieutenant 19.608
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:01.517 Gravy 21.117
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:25.050 Crooked Pete 21.966
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:46.592 Crooked Pete 21.409
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:14.150 Tube Sock 21.441
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:35.583 Honey Mustard 21.008
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:57.250 Tube Sock 20.692
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:18.425 The Lieutenant 19.592
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 16 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 29 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
140 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-4-7-11-9.
88.24
1
Big Randy The Noodles
152 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-7-3-6-15.
13.52
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
156 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-7-2-1.
1.96
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
148 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-5-5-7-1.
2.79
5
Refried Ron The Beans
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 7-10-15-15-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
149 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-4-13-8-5.
95.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
140 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-13-10-7-5.
103.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-9-5-12-3.
54.99
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
152 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-1-14-6-1.
74.35
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
167 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-11-8-1-2.
83.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
145 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-2-3-12.
8.49
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-6-9-12-11.
211.34
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
147 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-13-13-7-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 11-16-10-16-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-11-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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