Derby · Season 7 · Round 6
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Honey Mustard finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.425 | — | 3 | +2 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:21.950 | +3.53 | 10 | +8 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.283 | +3.86 | 4 | +1 | 13 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:23.900 | +5.48 | 2 | -2 | 16 | 10.3 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:24.125 | +5.70 | 12 | +7 | 42 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:28.333 | +9.91 | 6 | 0 | 26 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:33.150 | +14.73 | 7 | 0 | 18 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:38.508 | +20.08 | 9 | +1 | 47 | 11.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 23 | 12.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 21 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -2 | 13 | 12.3 |
3.600
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 103 wins from 214, average finish 3.3.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
14.600
Gravy goes to the front.
20.050
Butter Bean is coming through.
24.592
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
29.425
Up it goes.
34.325
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-7-4-5-11.
40.050
Honey Mustard is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-2-2.
44.550
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-2-2.
50.050
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-16-13.
54.250
Wrecked, and out of the race.
58.775
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:04.067
Look at the state of it.
1:08.917
Thick Rick has put Yolk out.
1:13.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:18.267
That has come off.
1:23.050
That has come off.
1:29.525
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:31.325
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:37.883
Slapper has nothing left on it.
1:42.342
Slapper is in trouble.
1:49.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:54.283
Up it goes.
1:57.667
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:02.233
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:03.733
Gravy will not be back.
2:14.008
That was always going to happen.
2:18.767
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
2:26.425
Absolute carnage.
2:33.492
Refried Ron is in trouble.
2:38.450
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:43.792
There is nothing left of it.
2:45.292
Refried Ron is out.
2:51.550
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
2:57.250
Last lap.
2:58.750
Crooked Pete will not be back.
3:05.125
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:12.950
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:15.425
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:18.425
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:29.383
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 17.783 | Gravy 17.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 40.400 | The Lieutenant 19.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:01.517 | Gravy 21.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:25.050 | Crooked Pete 21.966 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:46.592 | Crooked Pete 21.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:14.150 | Tube Sock 21.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:35.583 | Honey Mustard 21.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:57.250 | Tube Sock 20.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:18.425 | The Lieutenant 19.592 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 29 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
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Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-11-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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30m
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38m
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11m
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8m
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11m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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