Derby · Season 7 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:25.458 | — | 12 | +11 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:29.733 | +4.28 | 9 | +7 | 49 | 12.1 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:30.042 | +4.58 | 11 | +8 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.075 | +21.62 | 3 | -1 | 63 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:49.600 | +24.14 | 6 | +1 | 60 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:51.183 | +25.73 | 10 | +4 | 47 | 12.1 |
| — | Wide Load WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +6 | 37 | 12.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 26 | 11.5 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 29 | 10.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 29 | 10.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 20 | 11.5 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -8 | 21 | 9.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 17 | 10.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 9.8 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-6.
6.175
Big Randy leaves something behind.
12.408
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-6.
18.200
Crawlspace leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-8-10-2-6.
22.642
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-6.
27.125
That was always going to happen.
28.625
Crawlspace has put Pilot Light out. Recent finishes: 16-8-2-15-7.
34.942
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
39.942
Wide Load is airborne!
42.250
That is Custard taking Yolk with them.
47.192
That is a long way off the ground.
51.200
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
52.700
Wrecked, and out of the race.
59.733
You do not see that every day.
1:05.017
Up it goes.
1:10.050
Big Randy is coming through.
1:15.158
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:16.658
The Heel is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:23.458
That is a long way off the ground.
1:27.667
Up it goes.
1:35.908
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:40.283
Crawlspace is out.
1:45.900
That is Butter Bean taking Big Randy with them.
1:50.183
That is a long way off the ground.
1:54.558
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.258
Look at the state of it.
2:03.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:12.275
That has come off.
2:16.533
Wide Load leaves something behind.
2:21.367
Up it goes.
2:26.242
And it all goes wrong.
2:34.167
Wide Load will not be back.
2:43.058
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:55.150
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
3:02.308
Last lap.
3:20.067
Stubbs is airborne!
3:22.458
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:25.458
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:33.850
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:44.542
Up it goes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 22.050 | Old Gristle 22.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 43.692 | The Lieutenant 21.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:06.692 | Honey Mustard 21.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:29.458 | Wide Load 21.809 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:53.667 | Stubbs 23.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:16.108 | Honey Mustard 19.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:40.783 | Old Gristle 21.534 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:02.308 | The Lieutenant 21.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:25.458 | Stubbs 20.200 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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