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Derby · Season 1 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.058 — 11 +10 12 11.2
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:57.700 +1.64 13 +11 18 11.5
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:58.525 +2.47 10 +7 30 10.9
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:04.475 +8.42 12 +8 21 10.8
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:08.125 +12.07 14 +9 21 11.0
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:11.475 +15.42 9 +3 25 12.0
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:25.625 +29.57 4 -3 15 9.4
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:29.742 +33.68 3 -5 9 9.6
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:34.425 +38.37 1 -8 14 9.5
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:34.608 +38.55 2 -8 10 9.3
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 13 9.9
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 15 9.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 12 9.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 11 9.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 9.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 9.9
3.000
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-13-1-1-13.
8.350
You do not see that every day.
15.392
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-5-2.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-2-1.
26.217
Absolute carnage.
31.683
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-8-4.
38.250
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-2-1.
42.858
And it all goes wrong.
50.050
Look at Pilot Light go.
54.950
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:00.058
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:04.533
Oh, that is a big one.
1:11.383
That has come off.
1:16.233
There is nothing left of it.
1:21.217
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:26.100
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:30.325
You do not see that every day.
1:35.425
Chunk is losing bits.
1:37.817
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:45.092
Extraordinary scenes.
1:50.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
1:55.958
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:59.183
Radiator is out, and Long John did it.
2:01.175
And that is Yolk finished.
2:05.992
Pilot Light will not take much more.
2:10.867
That has come off.
2:14.867
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:20.050
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:24.300
They will not want to see that again.
2:29.567
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:39.658
One to go.
2:46.000
The Coaster goes to the front.
2:51.833
And it all goes wrong.
2:53.058
The Lieutenant has it.
2:56.058
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:04.242
That has come off.
3:10.792
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
3:15.392
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:23.250
Long John leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 16.025 The Lieutenant 16.025
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 31.925 The Lieutenant 15.900
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 49.208 The Coaster 16.791
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:07.267 The Coaster 16.459
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:27.083 Slapper 16.617
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:45.108 Stubbs 15.825
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 2:02.133 Chunk 16.483
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:20.583 Stubbs 14.908
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 2:39.658 Stubbs 16.975
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 2:56.058 The Lieutenant 16.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 28 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-2-4-7-4.
5.58
7
Long John The Noodles
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-3-2-4-15.
9.97
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
5 starts, 2 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-5-7-1-1.
3.59
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-9-7-5.
18.21
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 14-11-12-13-10.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 12.
42.43
4
Radiator Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 10-11-15-13-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 15-10-15-14-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 9-4.
9.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-3-9-5-10.
22.95
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-5-6-2.
5.50
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8.
15.95
3
The Coaster The Pucks
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 1-2-13-10-11.
13.57
8
Slapper The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-14-15-2.
31.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-14-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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