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Derby · Season 1 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:14.233 — 4 +3 22 10.6
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:16.608 +2.38 1 -1 22 10.5
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:19.983 +5.75 5 +2 35 10.8
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +8 35 12.3
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +11 28 11.0
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +4 32 11.2
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -4 17 10.2
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +1 25 11.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 10 11.4
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -8 8 10.5
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +3 16 11.0
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 8 10.2
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 7 10.4
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 10 11.5
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 5 12.0
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 4 10.1
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits.
8.950
The Coaster goes to the front.
14.325
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 16-8-8-5-6.
18.667
Honey Mustard is airborne!
26.275
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-15-6-7-4.
30.600
Custard takes the lead.
35.550
Extraordinary scenes.
40.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
45.475
Absolute carnage.
50.050
Look at Tube Sock go. Recent finishes: 5-8-9-7-4.
55.233
Look at the state of it.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-1-5-2-2.
1:04.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.050
Slapper is losing places.
1:14.283
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-2.
1:16.583
That is Butter Bean taking Yolk with them.
1:22.300
A new leader — Tube Sock.
1:29.475
They will not want to see that again.
1:38.658
The Heel is losing bits.
1:40.158
Honey Mustard will not be back.
1:44.442
Up it goes.
1:50.825
Extraordinary scenes.
1:55.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:04.783
The Heel will not be back.
2:12.158
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.717
Crawlspace is going nowhere.
2:37.733
Custard will not take much more.
2:46.450
This is the last of it.
2:54.408
That is real damage.
3:04.625
Extraordinary scenes.
3:06.125
Custard will not be back.
3:11.233
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:14.233
It is Tube Sock!
3:23.617
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 25.583 The Coaster 25.583
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 54.933 Tube Sock 27.491
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:23.450 Tube Sock 27.067
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:51.050 Butter Bean 26.658
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:19.800 Long John 28.308
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:46.450 Tube Sock 26.650
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:14.233 Butter Bean 27.058
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 15 1/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 18 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-7-3-2-4.
9.41
1
Big Randy The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-6-8-2-4.
9.09
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
25.33
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 3-5-6-4-9.
13.47
22
Butter Bean The Beans
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 3-12-12-9-11.
100.48
5
Refried Ron The Beans
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 15-14-13-12-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-8-9-10-6.
27.72
4
Radiator Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 10-11-15-13-8.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-6-9-4.
16.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 14-4-2-12-1.
21.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-4-5-6-2.
2.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
11 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-2-5-8-2.
6.37
3
The Coaster The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-13-1-2-13.
27.87
8
Slapper The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-14-15-2.
43.13
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 10-16-16-16-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6.
15.96

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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